1 00:00:45,142 --> 00:00:46,576 What a doll! 2 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:57,254 Miss, what are you doing? Does it go in a forbidden sense? 3 00:00:57,279 --> 00:00:59,077 You can't go against hand! 4 00:00:59,222 --> 00:01:02,738 You know, I'm new to Belignano... Huh? But he doesn't answer me? 5 00:01:16,102 --> 00:01:19,254 Good morning doctor! - Good morning! 6 00:01:27,942 --> 00:01:31,492 Hey! Who will see you again! Allows? 7 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:37,334 Engineer Raffaele Ghislenghi. - Pleasure. 8 00:01:37,422 --> 00:01:42,337 Look, I don't know this little town. Do you know where the courthouse is? - The magistrates' court?! 9 00:01:42,422 --> 00:01:46,575 A small question: I am a friend of the Minister... 10 00:01:46,662 --> 00:01:49,620 ...but I couldn't bother him for something stupid! 11 00:01:49,702 --> 00:01:51,978 Besides, she knows how these things happen in Italy... 12 00:01:52,022 --> 00:01:54,298 With a hundred I'll buy it that "pistol" of a magistrate and... 13 00:01:54,342 --> 00:01:57,972 In 5 minutes... zac! They're already there I'm going back to Lugano! - Well! 14 00:01:58,062 --> 00:02:02,101 Listen, miss... why is she that cold to me? 15 00:02:02,182 --> 00:02:05,413 We could talk to each other this evening... 16 00:02:06,982 --> 00:02:10,020 So much for the fuck...! She made herself heard immediately! 17 00:02:10,702 --> 00:02:14,297 Engineer Ghisenghi! - Who is? - Wait a minute! 18 00:02:21,462 --> 00:02:23,100 I revere! 19 00:02:23,182 --> 00:02:26,538 Very punctual! Bravo! 20 00:02:26,622 --> 00:02:28,533 I'm Bortolòn. 21 00:02:28,622 --> 00:02:31,899 Lawyer Bortolon del Belignano Forum. Pleasure! 22 00:02:31,982 --> 00:02:35,418 We need to go to the magistrates' court! 23 00:02:35,502 --> 00:02:38,858 The hearing is scheduled for 9. But it's nothing, don't worry. 24 00:02:38,902 --> 00:02:41,894 It's one of those causes already won from the start! 25 00:02:41,982 --> 00:02:44,292 Stuff of a few minutes: missing the matter of contention! 26 00:02:44,342 --> 00:02:48,461 I studied the case thoroughly! - Eh...that's what worries me! 27 00:02:48,542 --> 00:02:51,660 Come, I'll lead the way! 28 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:54,421 HI! 29 00:02:57,022 --> 00:02:59,457 This is his chair! 30 00:03:07,182 --> 00:03:10,334 And who is that? - Lawyer Lopresti! 31 00:03:10,422 --> 00:03:14,302 Acting as public prosecutor. And a speck! 32 00:03:14,382 --> 00:03:18,979 It comes from Trinacria! - Strange, it seemed to me Sicilian... And what is it like? A tough guy? 33 00:03:19,062 --> 00:03:21,975 How hard! It's a chicken! An erotomaniac! 34 00:03:22,062 --> 00:03:25,896 Between him and the chancellor... they compress due to the proximity of the praetor! 35 00:03:25,942 --> 00:03:28,331 Don't worry! - And who cares! 36 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:30,293 You don't know me Burtacchione! - Bortolon! 37 00:03:30,382 --> 00:03:33,181 It has yet to be born the judge who makes me a fool! 38 00:03:33,262 --> 00:03:35,299 <> 39 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,337 -And...who is that? - Miss magistrate. 40 00:03:57,422 --> 00:04:00,062 The one that acts as a compressor to the two neurotics! 41 00:04:00,142 --> 00:04:03,578 - It's all comical here! - A comedian? ...a tragedy! 42 00:04:03,622 --> 00:04:07,934 I invite the lawyer Lopresti to practice pm functions. Lawyer Lopresti? 43 00:04:08,022 --> 00:04:10,491 - Pre-present! - Chancellor, put it in the minutes! 44 00:04:10,582 --> 00:04:13,256 Yes. . doctor. . right away! 45 00:04:13,342 --> 00:04:15,697 Sit down! 46 00:04:15,782 --> 00:04:19,491 Criminal proceedings paid by Esposito Raffaele... 47 00:04:19,582 --> 00:04:23,860 ...otherwise known as earl Ghislanzoni Doria Raffaele... 48 00:04:23,942 --> 00:04:27,731 ...otherwise known as Professor Guiscardi Raffaele... 49 00:04:27,822 --> 00:04:31,258 ...otherwise known as engineer Ghislenghi Raffaele... 50 00:04:31,342 --> 00:04:33,777 ...And from today known as "Fucking Raffaele"! 51 00:04:33,862 --> 00:04:35,500 Awoca', how much damage for the scam? 52 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:39,900 - From 1 to 6 years, but in your case... - There will be 12! - What! 53 00:04:39,982 --> 00:04:44,180 - Is the accused in the courtroom? - Unfortunately... present. 54 00:04:44,262 --> 00:04:46,333 Come forward! 55 00:04:51,142 --> 00:04:52,815 Who is his defender? 56 00:04:52,902 --> 00:04:55,815 It's me: lawyer Bortolon. 57 00:04:55,902 --> 00:04:57,620 The usual. 58 00:04:57,702 --> 00:04:58,976 Well. 59 00:04:59,062 --> 00:05:02,100 She knows the boss of accusation. 60 00:05:02,182 --> 00:05:07,177 <
> 61 00:05:07,262 --> 00:05:09,253 <> 62 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:12,698 <> 63 00:05:12,782 --> 00:05:15,422 <<…you are accused of having sold a batch...>> 64 00:05:15,462 --> 00:05:18,056 of a thousand cans of dog food... 65 00:05:18,102 --> 00:05:20,901 ...passing it off as top quality goulash. 66 00:05:20,942 --> 00:05:24,822 What do you have to say in his defense? - I'm innocent, I swear! 67 00:05:25,982 --> 00:05:28,417 Illustrious Lord Praetor... 68 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:33,451 there's only one way to dismantle the unjust accusation... 69 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:36,773 move against a good and honest... 70 00:05:36,862 --> 00:05:40,492 ...citizen like my client. - A victim of this dog world. 71 00:05:40,542 --> 00:05:42,852 - A dog! - A dog? - - A worker! 72 00:05:42,902 --> 00:05:48,261 Of high social position and for sure prestige in the world of finance! 73 00:05:48,342 --> 00:05:52,654 Which, according to what appears from the documents, he has already suffered a series of convictions. 74 00:05:52,702 --> 00:05:57,936 Article 669: abusive exercise of wandering professions. 517... - Nothing... 75 00:05:58,022 --> 00:06:01,617 <<...sale of industrial products with false signs>> - Nothing... 76 00:06:01,702 --> 00:06:04,660 673: removal of signals or shelters. 77 00:06:04,742 --> 00:06:07,973 707: unjustified possession of altered keys. 78 00:06:08,062 --> 00:06:11,942 567: replacement of newborns. - Mhhh... 79 00:06:12,022 --> 00:06:19,053 498: usurpation of military command. 574: abduction of incapable persons. 80 00:06:19,142 --> 00:06:21,782 Illustrious, Mr. Praetor! 81 00:06:21,862 --> 00:06:28,381 But these are small faults, youthful excesses!!! 82 00:06:28,462 --> 00:06:31,181 But who doesn't have them orders? Who? 83 00:06:31,262 --> 00:06:38,293 But we are not here to judge these little faults, but... 84 00:06:38,382 --> 00:06:45,652 an accusation that my client rigorously rejects. Allows? 85 00:06:45,742 --> 00:06:50,771 Mr. Magistrate: but which one? dog food??? 86 00:06:51,862 --> 00:06:54,775 I will prove, 87 00:06:54,862 --> 00:06:58,901 Mr. Magistrate, what a match sold to Spegiorin... 88 00:06:58,982 --> 00:07:02,259 it was a delicious dish! - Calm down Brutacchiòn! - Bortolon! 89 00:07:02,342 --> 00:07:06,017 Excellent goulash! - Brutacchiòn! - Bortolon! 90 00:07:06,102 --> 00:07:09,572 Of the excellent goulash, I was saying, that contains some extraordinary... 91 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:13,621 exquisite, formidable first choice meat... 92 00:07:13,702 --> 00:07:15,932 that I go immediately to taste! 93 00:07:16,022 --> 00:07:17,660 (The jar explodes) 94 00:07:17,742 --> 00:07:21,451 Chancellor, hurry! Take those off boxes: they could explode! 95 00:07:23,302 --> 00:07:26,818 What a scent! What a delicacy! 96 00:07:26,902 --> 00:07:29,496 And now I'm going to taste! 97 00:07:37,022 --> 00:07:42,096 (Dogs barking) 98 00:07:52,582 --> 00:07:54,493 Go! 99 00:07:55,982 --> 00:08:00,180 How do you feel, lawyer? -How do you want me to feel? 100 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:03,857 I feel dazed! I'm not used to it! 101 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:07,060 I feel like I have intestines backwards! Engineer... 102 00:08:07,142 --> 00:08:10,578 With respect speaking, I have shit in my mouth! 103 00:08:11,702 --> 00:08:13,932 - Two coffees! - Good. 104 00:08:17,062 --> 00:08:19,975 The only thing that I could do it was... 105 00:08:20,022 --> 00:08:22,901 ...request an analysis laboratory. 106 00:08:22,982 --> 00:08:25,701 A supplement of investigation, just to save time. 107 00:08:25,782 --> 00:08:31,175 - So between analysis and supplement they give me life imprisonment. - What! 108 00:08:32,902 --> 00:08:35,178 But she too... 109 00:08:35,262 --> 00:08:38,698 ...with many beautiful "sgnaccoli" that are here in Belignano... 110 00:08:38,782 --> 00:08:42,298 right with Miss Magistrate did it have to collide?! 111 00:08:42,382 --> 00:08:47,411 That's not a woman: it's a policeman! They're all afraid of it! 112 00:08:47,502 --> 00:08:49,778 It was here before a certain liberality... 113 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:54,220 Lawyer! Oyster! I'll wrap it up for him and I'll take it home! 114 00:08:57,382 --> 00:08:59,578 Since she arrived Miss Magistrate... 115 00:08:59,662 --> 00:09:04,862 it has become a place of puritans! - Eh, I understand... - You can't understand... 116 00:09:04,942 --> 00:09:08,617 This is a prosperous country: small industries, farms... 117 00:09:08,702 --> 00:09:11,535 But if there's something new... she is terrible! 118 00:09:11,622 --> 00:09:16,298 They're bigots: when at the movies there's a crazy movie you'll go crazy! 119 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:21,098 And Miss Magistrate... - I understand. - You can't understand... 120 00:09:21,942 --> 00:09:26,140 They are all in love about her like crazy. 121 00:09:26,222 --> 00:09:29,101 First of all because she is beautiful... 122 00:09:29,182 --> 00:09:32,732 and second why it is a woman who is a praetor. 123 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,132 And then it seems to be advanced, evolved... 124 00:09:35,222 --> 00:09:37,577 Feminists! - I understand you - You can't understand... 125 00:09:37,662 --> 00:09:39,414 So what are you telling me to do it? 126 00:09:39,502 --> 00:09:42,972 Here's the right word: show the green mice! A desperation! 127 00:09:43,062 --> 00:09:45,622 And that bigot Lopresti... 128 00:09:46,302 --> 00:09:48,532 She is his black soul! 129 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:52,695 Those two seize the newspapers pushed! And if a porn film comes along... 130 00:09:52,782 --> 00:09:56,901 They go wild like when... witches were burning! 131 00:09:57,142 --> 00:09:59,861 Where you go? 132 00:09:59,942 --> 00:10:03,776 Hand! Do you want to pay? No! This is my home! 133 00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:07,742 - But for a coffee and two pastas? - Coffee yes, but the pastries were 6! 134 00:10:07,822 --> 00:10:12,658 - No, not even a thought! - Lawyer, we are not ridiculous! 135 00:10:12,702 --> 00:10:14,659 - I said it's on me and that's it! - But... 136 00:10:15,022 --> 00:10:18,140 Two coffees and 6 pastas! 137 00:10:31,102 --> 00:10:33,537 - Ingegne... and the rest? - And the rest... 138 00:10:33,622 --> 00:10:36,182 Tell me next time time, lawyer! 139 00:10:54,782 --> 00:11:00,653 - At this point you, in common sense what shame does he do to him? - Huh? 140 00:11:00,742 --> 00:11:03,211 - Like "what do I do to him"? - Say hello to me! 141 00:11:03,302 --> 00:11:05,691 Good thing there is paragraph 2 of article 508. 142 00:11:05,782 --> 00:11:09,218 The foul language... - 28 - The obscenity, the vulgarity... 143 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,862 ...in all its forms: also in the cinema ones! 144 00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:15,572 We must believe, obey, fight! 145 00:11:15,662 --> 00:11:19,781 Lawyer, I am completely agree. 146 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:22,615 - But this projection it worries me a lot. - Why? 147 00:11:22,702 --> 00:11:25,979 We are in one delicate situation. 148 00:11:26,022 --> 00:11:28,093 I don't know if I can explain myself, but... 149 00:11:28,182 --> 00:11:33,814 ...the-the-the doctor is one Miss, you're naive... 150 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:37,577 What does she know about dick? Erm...with respect speaking... 151 00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:42,179 - Then how can you judge? - But what does it have to do with it? It's a profession... 152 00:11:42,262 --> 00:11:44,572 You study at university! What the fuck! 153 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,335 Here it is... 154 00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:48,852 <> 155 00:11:50,102 --> 00:11:52,218 Let's be comfortable, please! 156 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:56,460 - We can start right away. - Yes doctor. 157 00:11:56,502 --> 00:11:58,539 Chancellor: Let's say everything in the minutes. 158 00:11:58,622 --> 00:12:01,262 <> - Who is he? 159 00:12:03,102 --> 00:12:05,616 Oh, Mr. Pavarin! - Has it started? 160 00:12:05,662 --> 00:12:08,461 No. The magistrate's court is just arrived. 161 00:12:10,822 --> 00:12:12,301 - Take a seat. - Tony... 162 00:12:12,382 --> 00:12:16,853 - I also brought Speziale. - Hand! - It's here now! 163 00:12:16,942 --> 00:12:18,376 Enter! 164 00:12:18,462 --> 00:12:23,536 - I brought some friends... - Oh no! 165 00:12:24,222 --> 00:12:28,341 After you! Beppe, Gaston, Pasquale... 166 00:12:32,022 --> 00:12:34,662 Money in hand, come on! 167 00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:47,661 Force! Where you go? 168 00:12:49,262 --> 00:12:53,017 Are there others? No, enough... 169 00:12:55,782 --> 00:13:00,060 But! I've never earned so much, not even at the time of "Gone with the Wind"! 170 00:13:00,142 --> 00:13:03,100 Ohhh! Permit! I have to do it! 171 00:13:06,142 --> 00:13:12,821 (Sighs are heard) 172 00:13:43,462 --> 00:13:46,341 - Wait a minute! - One more moment... 173 00:13:49,142 --> 00:13:51,941 Chancellor put in the minutes, please. 174 00:13:52,022 --> 00:13:55,902 - Sorry, is it possible to stop the projection? - Yes please. 175 00:13:55,982 --> 00:13:58,815 Tony! Stop! 176 00:14:00,822 --> 00:14:04,213 Upon complaint by Lopresti Francesco... 177 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:12,302 ...we proceed in accordance with the articles 528, 529... - Are we proceeding? 178 00:14:13,142 --> 00:14:17,375 Are we proceeding? Because afterwards, here... eh! 179 00:14:17,862 --> 00:14:18,852 Eh! 180 00:14:20,382 --> 00:14:22,100 Let's move on. 181 00:14:22,182 --> 00:14:25,379 Tony go ahead! - After you! 182 00:14:25,462 --> 00:14:27,612 Eh! ...and behind! 183 00:14:33,902 --> 00:14:37,577 (Sighs) 184 00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:50,176 Representation of autoerotic acts. 185 00:14:51,662 --> 00:14:54,814 Handjob, little fist, pippa, zaganella! 186 00:14:54,902 --> 00:14:57,371 Many practice it without it know its name. 187 00:14:57,422 --> 00:15:00,858 There is a lot of ignorance around, it's crazy. 188 00:15:01,182 --> 00:15:03,856 (Sighs) 189 00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:10,251 Framework! Painting! 190 00:15:11,422 --> 00:15:16,496 Silence, please! You want make me go to jail? 191 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:20,382 We start by giving permission like in the cuckoo's nest... 192 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,373 ...and here's where it's going to end. 193 00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:26,181 (Sighs) Sodomy. 194 00:15:26,262 --> 00:15:29,254 - Huh? - Sodomy. 195 00:15:29,342 --> 00:15:33,051 "Sodomy sodomy, make your ass apathy..." 196 00:15:33,142 --> 00:15:36,134 What do they say... Um...sorry... 197 00:15:36,222 --> 00:15:39,214 (Sighs) Stop! 198 00:15:39,302 --> 00:15:42,101 Tell him "Stop"! I said stop! 199 00:15:42,182 --> 00:15:46,699 Come back! - Come back Tony! 200 00:15:46,782 --> 00:15:50,855 - I said "go back"! - Lawyer! I'll give you the instructions! 201 00:15:50,902 --> 00:15:53,371 Get better immediately sit down! 202 00:15:54,582 --> 00:15:57,222 (Sighs) 203 00:15:57,302 --> 00:16:00,533 But...what is it 'this sodomy? 204 00:16:01,142 --> 00:16:04,180 Ah! He took it in the ass! 205 00:16:08,462 --> 00:16:10,772 Write, Chancellor! 206 00:16:10,862 --> 00:16:14,457 "Fellatio in hours". 207 00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,931 ...hours... 208 00:16:17,022 --> 00:16:19,616 3.45pm, Excellency! 209 00:16:20,502 --> 00:16:25,212 Yes, yes, I know this. And "fellatio" I don't understand! 210 00:16:26,462 --> 00:16:29,773 - Ah! Pom-pi-no. - Perfect! 211 00:16:42,462 --> 00:16:44,214 Thank you! 212 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,902 - Hello reverend! - Hello Commander! 213 00:16:58,982 --> 00:17:02,816 - Please doctor. - Thank you. - Please dad. 214 00:17:03,182 --> 00:17:06,573 Well! Let's drink at the "haughty chicken what a bulldozer in the manor"! 215 00:17:06,662 --> 00:17:09,814 - (In chorus) To the haughty chicken! - Health! 216 00:17:09,902 --> 00:17:13,782 It was a great idea! Belignano deserves to be valued. 217 00:17:13,822 --> 00:17:17,417 Thank you very much, always kind to me, but really... 218 00:17:17,462 --> 00:17:19,817 ...this is an idea of father-in-law and dad! 219 00:17:19,902 --> 00:17:23,054 Advertising the idea of "chicken haughty bulldozer in the manor"... 220 00:17:23,102 --> 00:17:25,821 and my son-in-law - Modestly! - ...But chickens are raised... 221 00:17:25,902 --> 00:17:29,497 in batteries in an environment modern and aseptic... 222 00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:33,741 Doctor! Doctor Orlando! 223 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,336 Sorry, it's urgent! 224 00:17:40,182 --> 00:17:42,935 With permission. Thank you. 225 00:17:45,222 --> 00:17:50,296 Forgive me, but it has arrived an urgent telegram for you. 226 00:18:03,262 --> 00:18:06,857 - Any bad news, Mr. Magistrate? - No, no, nothing important. 227 00:18:06,942 --> 00:18:10,458 - Could I call? - Yes. That way. 228 00:18:13,142 --> 00:18:16,772 The phone is in that study over there, that of tapestries. 229 00:18:36,662 --> 00:18:40,781 Ready? I would like to speak to the Miss Rosa Orlando, please. 230 00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,375 Yes, I'm waiting. 231 00:18:43,102 --> 00:18:47,414 (Music) 232 00:18:58,902 --> 00:19:02,099 - Miss Orlando... - Yes? - They want you on the phone. 233 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,581 Thank you! 234 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:32,499 Hello, Viola? It's you, love! 235 00:19:32,582 --> 00:19:36,098 - He left me... - Who was it this time? 236 00:19:36,182 --> 00:19:38,981 But how, who? The drummer of the Blue-Boys, right? 237 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:42,141 I had met him a month ago in Cesenatico. 238 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:47,615 - And me? What should I do? - But how? I'm desperate! 239 00:19:48,382 --> 00:19:53,411 I loved him so much! It was so beautiful! So masculine! 240 00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:57,973 - Like everyone else! - No, more! Much more! 241 00:19:58,062 --> 00:20:00,212 At least double! 242 00:20:00,302 --> 00:20:06,571 Viola, I'm desperate! I'm ready to do something stupid, really! 243 00:20:06,662 --> 00:20:12,499 He left me alone and in trouble! ...and with the hotel bill to pay! 244 00:20:12,582 --> 00:20:14,937 But that's not possible! You will never change! 245 00:20:15,022 --> 00:20:18,697 I get it, you'll kill yourself. All right, I'll be there as soon as I can. 246 00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:22,137 But you're crazy! With all those people over there! 247 00:20:22,182 --> 00:20:24,696 There's no one left! They're all gone! 248 00:20:24,782 --> 00:20:29,413 And your father-in-law? - He brought everyone to say hello to his chickens! 249 00:20:29,502 --> 00:20:31,937 His, yours, your wife's... 250 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,093 So we don't talk about it more than divorce, right? 251 00:20:34,182 --> 00:20:38,938 You won't be jealous of free-range animals! It's my job! What should I do? 252 00:20:39,022 --> 00:20:42,014 I have 120 families to support! Every week they come... 253 00:20:42,062 --> 00:20:47,136 with my hand outstretched to ask! And mine father-in-law pays! Try to understand! 254 00:20:47,222 --> 00:20:52,979 - Viola, Viola, dear... but I love you... - I can't, I have to go, leave me! 255 00:20:53,062 --> 00:20:55,133 - I'm already very late! - Where are you going? 256 00:20:55,222 --> 00:20:57,133 I have an appointment! I have to go to my... 257 00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:59,293 I have to see someone. 258 00:20:59,382 --> 00:21:01,692 Viola! Viola! 259 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:04,171 You're not telling me right! You have a double life, you! 260 00:21:05,862 --> 00:21:11,494 I'm really desperate! 300 my account, 300 his... 261 00:21:13,062 --> 00:21:16,293 (Car noise) This is the engine of a Jaguar... 262 00:21:21,262 --> 00:21:28,498 Yes! Red jaguar with billionaire charming on board! Ah! 263 00:21:28,582 --> 00:21:30,255 Hey! 264 00:21:30,342 --> 00:21:33,414 - Good boy! He parks me the car? - Yes. 265 00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:36,415 - Are you looking at my tires? - Yes. - Can you clean the glass for me? - Yes. 266 00:21:36,502 --> 00:21:38,857 - Good boy! - Do you smoke? - Yes. 267 00:21:38,942 --> 00:21:41,695 Then give me a cigarette because I ran out of them! 268 00:21:47,902 --> 00:21:50,416 And he also makes you unhappy! Oyster! 269 00:22:00,662 --> 00:22:02,221 Good! 270 00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:04,459 Look at that bunch and... 271 00:22:04,502 --> 00:22:06,175 ...daisies! 272 00:22:10,382 --> 00:22:13,215 Almost almost. . . I'll leaf through it! 273 00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:23,102 He loves me. he doesn't love me. he loves me... he doesn't love me... he loves me... 274 00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:27,698 ...you don't love me...Ahhh!!!! The magistrate! 275 00:22:27,782 --> 00:22:30,376 Sorry, you know, but I couldn't imagine that she loved me... 276 00:22:30,462 --> 00:22:33,932 that is, that...he didn't love me... Overall, I'm confused... 277 00:22:34,022 --> 00:22:37,458 - I bet she's coming from Belignano, right? - But how? 278 00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:40,580 Don't you remember me? I am that of the meat business. 279 00:22:40,662 --> 00:22:43,302 - Meat? - The deal some corned beef... 280 00:22:43,382 --> 00:22:48,502 Of course! Not these days easy to meet gentlemen like you... 281 00:22:48,582 --> 00:22:50,380 But how? 282 00:22:50,462 --> 00:22:53,341 So it means that... this morning... 283 00:22:53,422 --> 00:22:58,622 he understood that... it was about just an innocent joke... 284 00:22:58,702 --> 00:23:03,094 - Maybe I exaggerated a little... - Did he exaggerate? And why? 285 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,093 Already. . . Why? 286 00:23:06,062 --> 00:23:09,737 - I like you very much, you know? - Eh...I see... 287 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:13,861 Public life is public life... private life, on the other hand... 288 00:23:13,942 --> 00:23:17,856 Good, that's right! Actually... 289 00:23:19,062 --> 00:23:23,260 ...Why don't you invite me to dinner? - But it's not like if I invite her, she... 290 00:23:23,342 --> 00:23:26,460 accuses me of attempt of corruption? - Eh! 291 00:23:26,542 --> 00:23:30,137 It's been since I was 16 men try to corrupt me! 292 00:23:30,222 --> 00:23:34,693 - And... do they succeed? - Eh... almost everyone. 293 00:23:34,782 --> 00:23:37,422 Hello, Broccolòn? Study article 319 carefully! 294 00:23:37,502 --> 00:23:40,494 - <> - It has something to do with it! 295 00:23:40,582 --> 00:23:43,495 Because I'm taking myself to bed your magistrate! <> 296 00:23:43,582 --> 00:23:46,779 - <> - I have it! 297 00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:49,422 An extraordinary coincidence, I won't let it slip away! 298 00:23:49,502 --> 00:23:54,258 This time I'm getting justice! I sodomize the law! 299 00:23:54,342 --> 00:23:56,697 What do you say, dear? - I'm calling Lecce. 300 00:23:56,782 --> 00:23:59,376 Ready? Ready? 301 00:23:59,462 --> 00:24:04,218 Ready? Who is? Ah! And you, Berficòn? 302 00:24:04,302 --> 00:24:08,694 - Excuse me, but now I say goodbye because... - Please, engineer Ghislenghi! 303 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:13,015 His fate is in his hands! With his little hands he can avoid handcuffs! 304 00:24:13,102 --> 00:24:15,378 So we are clear: hold on! Hard! 305 00:24:15,462 --> 00:24:18,102 Eh...harder than that! 306 00:24:19,142 --> 00:24:24,057 (Beethoven's Symphony No. 9) 307 00:24:24,142 --> 00:24:26,099 Oh yes! 308 00:24:26,582 --> 00:24:28,539 I recognize it! 309 00:24:28,622 --> 00:24:32,297 This Beethoven here, It always excites me a lot! 310 00:24:32,382 --> 00:24:35,215 Things? The fifth? 311 00:24:35,502 --> 00:24:39,052 And what do I know? I've lost count! 312 00:24:39,142 --> 00:24:43,932 Come dear! Let's take it back together! - And a word! 313 00:24:44,022 --> 00:24:46,332 Oh mama! I'm dead tired! 314 00:24:46,502 --> 00:24:49,813 - Why don't you come, dear? - Eh... 315 00:24:49,902 --> 00:24:51,973 How do you feel? 316 00:24:52,062 --> 00:24:54,497 Eh... what do you want what can I tell you? 317 00:24:54,582 --> 00:24:58,098 If I meet a girl today who likes it limp... 318 00:24:58,142 --> 00:24:59,860 ...I'll destroy it! 319 00:25:00,622 --> 00:25:04,900 (Knocking on the door) - Who is it? - Porter! - After you! 320 00:25:19,582 --> 00:25:24,452 Mhh... they seemed like it to me two… well! 321 00:25:29,422 --> 00:25:30,821 - 'Evening! - 'Evening! 322 00:25:30,902 --> 00:25:33,701 - Prepare the bill for me and for Miss Orlando! - Good, sir. 323 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:36,581 - I'll leave my suitcase: don't lose it out of sight! - Yes! 324 00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:39,734 - I'll fill up and come back right away! - Go ahead. 325 00:25:39,982 --> 00:25:42,815 - Add 50 thousand for yourself! - Thank you! 326 00:25:51,022 --> 00:25:58,133 Holy cow misery! I destroy them! I'll kill them! 327 00:25:58,222 --> 00:26:00,338 But tell me a you! Can we go on like this? 328 00:26:00,422 --> 00:26:02,982 If they started to shoot someone... - But who? 329 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:06,259 But like who? Thieves, criminals...! 330 00:26:06,342 --> 00:26:09,619 It's the second time they steal from me in a month, you understand? 331 00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:13,093 I had 5 thousand francs in your wallet! 332 00:26:13,302 --> 00:26:16,294 - How much is it? - 37,500. 333 00:26:19,182 --> 00:26:22,300 Eh! Look, here! 334 00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:27,661 This one, as you can see, it's a jewel! 335 00:26:27,742 --> 00:26:31,781 It's worth no less than 2 million! Don't miss it, eh! 336 00:26:31,862 --> 00:26:36,811 I'll pick it up tomorrow: I trust you! 337 00:27:11,302 --> 00:27:13,737 - Where did you get it? - In the ass! 338 00:27:22,302 --> 00:27:23,940 - Love... - Honey... 339 00:27:24,022 --> 00:27:28,175 - I have to confess! - We stop at the first church. 340 00:27:28,262 --> 00:27:31,493 - I understood that not you were the magistrate! - And what do you do now? 341 00:27:31,582 --> 00:27:34,415 - Will you kill me? - I'll make you rich! 342 00:27:34,782 --> 00:27:40,812 (Music) 343 00:28:08,382 --> 00:28:12,899 The bill of 54: these are the suspended ones, please! 344 00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:15,622 - Good evening. - Good evening. 345 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:18,531 - Here's the bill! - Which account? 346 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:21,291 The bill! 347 00:28:21,542 --> 00:28:23,419 Ah... 348 00:28:25,302 --> 00:28:29,500 Ah…! Lobster, champagne, caviar... 349 00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:34,258 - Not bad for a single person! - For two: the engineer is also there. 350 00:28:34,342 --> 00:28:35,741 Which engineer? 351 00:28:36,742 --> 00:28:39,416 - Her boyfriend! - Listen! 352 00:28:39,502 --> 00:28:43,177 You're wrong: I'm not the young lady Rosa Orlando, but her sister Viola! 353 00:28:43,262 --> 00:28:46,141 - And I am his grandfather! - Don't be funny! 354 00:28:46,222 --> 00:28:47,895 Let's not make jokes, rather! 355 00:28:47,982 --> 00:28:51,577 I've been doing this job for 40 years: if how do you avoid paying the bill! 356 00:28:51,662 --> 00:28:55,576 If you think I'll give them back the suitcase...you are very wrong! 357 00:28:55,662 --> 00:29:00,736 - Why? is there a suitcase? - Yes, you didn't know? 358 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:13,021 The young lady's suitcase! 359 00:29:14,862 --> 00:29:16,660 He saw how you brake, Commander? 360 00:29:16,742 --> 00:29:20,736 Dear Ghislenghi! It allows them present Commendatore Colombo! 361 00:29:20,822 --> 00:29:22,779 Pleasure! 362 00:29:26,302 --> 00:29:31,217 Mrs. Ghislenghi! How are you, my dear? 363 00:29:34,702 --> 00:29:36,022 But who is this here? 364 00:29:36,102 --> 00:29:39,891 As you can see, everything is fine: ours motto is "efficiency and speed"! 365 00:29:39,982 --> 00:29:42,701 - Yes, but... I say... - And a jewel! 366 00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:47,333 7 thousand km, air conditioning, anti-kidnapping glass... 367 00:29:47,422 --> 00:29:52,542 ...automatic gearbox, double braking circuit, tape player... 368 00:29:52,622 --> 00:29:56,058 power steering, power brakes, servo disc... 369 00:29:56,102 --> 00:29:57,695 ...Do you need anything else? 370 00:29:58,542 --> 00:30:02,456 Now that's music! Two million advance! 371 00:30:02,542 --> 00:30:06,581 You idiot of a terrùn! If you were late another 10 minutes you would screw everything up! 372 00:30:06,662 --> 00:30:09,814 - Have you got it into your head to ruin me? - Excuse me, but this Jaguar... 373 00:30:09,902 --> 00:30:12,940 didn't we sell it to Trabucchi? He's coming to pick it up on Friday! 374 00:30:13,022 --> 00:30:15,980 Today is only Monday, and tomorrow we have that check from the notary! 375 00:30:16,062 --> 00:30:19,817 Or do you not care? Nice partner you are! But look at him! 376 00:30:19,902 --> 00:30:24,738 Just think about playing: you seem a kid with an ass face! 377 00:30:24,822 --> 00:30:26,972 And you look like an ass with a baby face! 378 00:30:27,062 --> 00:30:30,737 However, dear partner, I'll take care of business! 379 00:30:32,662 --> 00:30:35,176 What a great kind of business! Pistol! 380 00:30:35,222 --> 00:30:37,259 - You're always walking around with the whores! - Stop! 381 00:30:37,342 --> 00:30:40,653 - She looks like a slut... - And instead she's a saint, huh? 382 00:30:40,742 --> 00:30:45,293 Well done: she's truly a saint! She is our patron saint.. 383 00:30:45,382 --> 00:30:49,694 Protectors... could in short: the one who will work miracles! 384 00:31:19,182 --> 00:31:24,211 - If the information is correct, I'm around here. - Bend down! 385 00:31:33,102 --> 00:31:36,982 <> 386 00:31:37,022 --> 00:31:39,138 They're taking samples! 387 00:31:39,222 --> 00:31:42,977 Lawyer, look carefully, why It's up to her to fix everything. 388 00:31:43,062 --> 00:31:46,817 Must prove that mine factory doesn't pollute anything! 389 00:31:46,862 --> 00:31:49,331 - More than a purifier! - And a word! 390 00:31:49,382 --> 00:31:51,658 But doesn't he have a nose? Can't you hear? 391 00:31:51,742 --> 00:31:54,575 Pure ammonia! 392 00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:57,097 <> 393 00:31:57,182 --> 00:32:00,732 Oh yes! And a great touch of… 394 00:32:00,822 --> 00:32:04,133 Dear my magistrate of Belignano... 395 00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:06,975 I'd give you the purifier! But my way! 396 00:32:07,062 --> 00:32:11,454 This is why I no longer sell trout from when Scotti has his own factory! 397 00:32:11,542 --> 00:32:15,740 They say they have no taste of trout! Listen, Mr. Magistrate! 398 00:32:15,822 --> 00:32:17,813 Try it to believe it! Witch! 399 00:32:17,902 --> 00:32:21,896 Chancellor, seal and make the minutes. And have the test tubes analyzed. 400 00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:26,180 - I want to know what it is. - But what do you want it to be about? 401 00:32:26,262 --> 00:32:27,252 This is piss! 402 00:32:27,342 --> 00:32:30,812 But I don't care about the law, dear my lawyer! 403 00:32:30,902 --> 00:32:33,974 But you know how much it costs me this fucking purifier??? 404 00:32:34,062 --> 00:32:37,134 Minimum 200 million! 405 00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:39,179 Hand! Hand! 406 00:32:39,262 --> 00:32:43,699 But who sent it to me in the rubbish this damned magistrate's court? 407 00:32:43,782 --> 00:32:45,295 But you buy it, right? 408 00:32:45,382 --> 00:32:48,454 It will always cost me less than 200 million...! 409 00:32:48,542 --> 00:32:49,577 Meh! 410 00:32:49,662 --> 00:32:51,573 But what's the matter with gold??? 411 00:32:51,662 --> 00:32:55,701 But no, lawyer, get busy! Buy! Buy! 412 00:32:55,782 --> 00:32:57,853 Incorruptible a few... 413 00:32:57,942 --> 00:33:02,095 But no! What are you telling me! Everyone has a price!!! 414 00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:05,061 <> - Excuse me, Commander, but this gentleman... 415 00:33:05,142 --> 00:33:07,213 Go ahead, sweetie. Thank you. 416 00:33:08,302 --> 00:33:11,977 Allows? Engineer Ghislenghi Doria! 417 00:33:12,062 --> 00:33:13,177 Please, I'll take a seat! 418 00:33:13,262 --> 00:33:16,618 Sorry: please tell me now what do you want! 419 00:33:17,502 --> 00:33:19,891 He knows this woman who is with me? 420 00:33:19,982 --> 00:33:21,495 Eh! (Giggle) 421 00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:24,415 But this is that bitch of the magistrate's office of Belignano! 422 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:25,901 My wife! 423 00:33:27,142 --> 00:33:29,736 - Your... lady...? - Eh! 424 00:33:30,862 --> 00:33:33,376 Um...sorry, you know.. In some cases... 425 00:33:34,742 --> 00:33:39,737 - But is she really his lady? - Lady and mistress of my heart! 426 00:33:39,822 --> 00:33:44,612 A woman of worth as much gold as it weighs... 427 00:33:45,262 --> 00:33:47,094 Ah! 428 00:33:49,102 --> 00:33:50,979 And... 429 00:33:52,222 --> 00:33:54,259 How much does it weigh? 430 00:33:55,262 --> 00:33:59,699 - About 5 million now. - 5 million...? 431 00:33:59,782 --> 00:34:02,217 - Well! - Because he's on a diet! 432 00:34:02,302 --> 00:34:04,657 No! Let's continue to keep her on a diet! 433 00:34:07,582 --> 00:34:11,416 - Here's the little bag! - The little purse? Why? 434 00:34:11,502 --> 00:34:16,178 Because inside the little bag... there's a little surprise! 435 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:17,741 Oh yes? 436 00:34:17,822 --> 00:34:21,133 - You won't be offended, right? - Who knows... 437 00:34:26,822 --> 00:34:29,541 5 million... - Yes, yes! 438 00:34:30,262 --> 00:34:32,981 When one is drunk shouldn't he be seeing double? 439 00:34:33,022 --> 00:34:38,461 - No, no: it's 5 million! - And I, on the other hand, want to see double! 440 00:34:38,542 --> 00:34:39,976 Huh? 441 00:34:40,022 --> 00:34:42,491 I understand... 442 00:34:42,582 --> 00:34:48,339 - Let's do...10! - Eh! Double! (Laughter) 443 00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:50,982 Eh... we really have to say that... 444 00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:57,621 ...she is a high-level praetor! - Eh...! 445 00:34:57,782 --> 00:34:59,853 Here you go! 446 00:35:00,902 --> 00:35:02,973 There! 447 00:35:03,062 --> 00:35:07,659 No, no...that that...! (Giggle) 448 00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:15,497 Ah! How much I drank! 449 00:35:15,582 --> 00:35:21,692 - I can't even get up! - No, no, why do you want to get up? 450 00:35:21,742 --> 00:35:24,700 I'll come here! Stay comfortable! 451 00:35:24,782 --> 00:35:27,900 I get ready and I'll come right away! Here you are! 452 00:35:27,982 --> 00:35:32,374 I'll come, dear! Here's Scotti!!! 453 00:35:33,782 --> 00:35:38,060 But what are you doing, Commander? He's gone crazy! 454 00:35:38,142 --> 00:35:43,091 - Do you know who I am? - Yes, you're Scotti's beautiful chatterbox! 455 00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:45,139 Pretty! Pretty! 456 00:35:45,222 --> 00:35:48,533 - And what do we do with the purifier? - Let's put it the way you want! 457 00:35:48,622 --> 00:35:51,978 Tell me when you want to wear it! How, where do you want to put it…!!! 458 00:35:52,022 --> 00:35:54,935 ...this purifier! 459 00:35:55,022 --> 00:35:59,220 Let's make things right with the magistrate's court so we don't think about it anymore! 460 00:35:59,302 --> 00:36:02,499 - Look, Commendatore: perhaps it's better that you leave it to me. - No! No! 461 00:36:02,582 --> 00:36:07,179 Dear my prince of the forum! In these Scotti doesn't need things from anyone! 462 00:36:07,262 --> 00:36:09,981 (Knocks on the door) <> 463 00:36:12,262 --> 00:36:17,655 My regards, doctor! Mr. Scotti, the one from the lake... 464 00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:20,211 ...with respect speaking. 465 00:36:24,302 --> 00:36:25,451 Eh! 466 00:36:26,662 --> 00:36:29,859 - Come in! - Thank you! 467 00:36:33,702 --> 00:36:36,535 - Are you Mr. Scotti Angelo? - Yes, Angelo! 468 00:36:36,622 --> 00:36:39,057 ...Angelino, for intimates. 469 00:36:41,062 --> 00:36:42,416 Well. 470 00:36:42,502 --> 00:36:45,460 - Are you aware of the situation? - Well yes! 471 00:36:45,542 --> 00:36:48,261 An attempt at compromise at this moment... 472 00:36:48,342 --> 00:36:52,222 ...seems completely out of place to me. - Ah well, yes... At this moment... 473 00:36:52,302 --> 00:36:56,296 - We'll talk about it later, later... - How? 474 00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:58,373 After! 475 00:36:58,462 --> 00:37:02,376 - Afterwards maybe it will be impossible... - How impossible? 476 00:37:02,462 --> 00:37:04,772 I have to get into one position available... 477 00:37:04,862 --> 00:37:08,457 for both parties involved! - Eh! All grace! 478 00:37:08,542 --> 00:37:10,897 Both sides! 479 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:16,694 - Excuse me? - Both... sides!!! (Giggle) 480 00:37:19,542 --> 00:37:21,931 Well, Commander, let's get to the point. 481 00:37:22,022 --> 00:37:25,902 - The business has grown since then I took it in hand. - Good! 482 00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:31,102 - So we have to talk to each other! - We can't go back anymore. 483 00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:34,254 - We have to get to the bottom of it! - Deep down, deep down! 484 00:37:34,342 --> 00:37:38,654 - Are you willing? - Of course! I'm here for this! 485 00:37:42,342 --> 00:37:47,132 - Chancellor, go and call the other one party, please. - Good! 486 00:37:47,222 --> 00:37:51,580 - No, I say: well done! - Go, Chancellor. 487 00:37:51,662 --> 00:37:54,381 - Yes, but... - Go! - Go! 488 00:37:54,462 --> 00:37:57,341 I salute Doctor. 489 00:38:04,062 --> 00:38:07,259 Pretty! Pretty! My dear! 490 00:38:07,342 --> 00:38:09,697 - But have you gone crazy? - Do you call me "lei"? 491 00:38:09,782 --> 00:38:12,171 I understand when someone is there, but Now it's just the two of us... 492 00:38:12,262 --> 00:38:14,060 Beautiful, darling! Pretty! 493 00:38:14,142 --> 00:38:17,498 Hate! He beats me! Hit me, you wicked girl! 494 00:38:17,582 --> 00:38:20,654 I am the magistrate of Belignano! 495 00:38:20,742 --> 00:38:24,576 - Ah! Ah! - My Pretoraccia! - - Carabinieri!!! 496 00:38:24,662 --> 00:38:27,381 Carabinieri! Help! 497 00:38:27,422 --> 00:38:30,972 <> - Ohhh..ohhh… 498 00:38:31,022 --> 00:38:32,581 <> 499 00:38:34,862 --> 00:38:38,651 Magistrate's Court!!! Magistrate's Court of my balls!!! 500 00:38:38,742 --> 00:38:43,532 Outrage against a public official?! Where was the public official the other night? 501 00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:48,139 But how? 10 million for one "short hand"! But it's a joke! 502 00:38:48,222 --> 00:38:53,171 Tell me this is a joke! Ciaciona!!! Goodness!!! 503 00:38:53,582 --> 00:38:58,577 (Music) 504 00:40:37,182 --> 00:40:39,981 <> 505 00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:43,214 Don't be so harsh... 506 00:40:50,942 --> 00:40:55,220 Relax... Think about something else... 507 00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:59,054 We have little time, you know... 508 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:07,856 (Alarm ringing) 509 00:41:09,062 --> 00:41:11,292 Holy shit... 510 00:41:15,742 --> 00:41:18,495 - Sorry, I have to go! - But can we know what's wrong with you? 511 00:41:18,542 --> 00:41:21,056 ...damn wake up call! - It's about Scotti's story. 512 00:41:21,102 --> 00:41:25,141 But what does Scotti have to do with it? He does the fool and I go blank! Come on! 513 00:41:25,222 --> 00:41:28,135 - Let's leave things as they are! - But how are they? 514 00:41:28,222 --> 00:41:31,613 You could have told me before: now I'm here... eh! 515 00:41:31,862 --> 00:41:36,015 That incident with Scotti It shocked me, I feel guilty. 516 00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:38,571 Why guilty? This is not the case! 517 00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:40,141 But yes! 518 00:41:40,222 --> 00:41:42,099 I thought about it well. 519 00:41:42,182 --> 00:41:44,856 Scotti would not have happened never behaved like this... 520 00:41:44,942 --> 00:41:48,094 ...if he hadn't been provoked. - Why? Did you provoke him? 521 00:41:48,182 --> 00:41:54,098 Eh! Put yourself in his shoes: he goes to bed with a very easy woman... 522 00:41:54,182 --> 00:41:56,139 Very sensual... 523 00:41:56,222 --> 00:42:00,819 He suddenly finds himself faced with it so... What would you have done? 524 00:42:00,902 --> 00:42:02,973 But why? You were in bed with Scotti? 525 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:04,496 In a certain sense... 526 00:42:04,582 --> 00:42:08,541 - Are you crazy? In bed with Scotti? - Not me physically. 527 00:42:08,622 --> 00:42:10,420 - Rose! - Rose? 528 00:42:10,462 --> 00:42:12,817 …from his point of sight... 529 00:42:14,502 --> 00:42:16,698 But what is this thing? 530 00:42:16,782 --> 00:42:20,821 Here in Belignano I didn't say it to anyone, not even you. 531 00:42:20,902 --> 00:42:22,779 Rosa is mine twin sister. 532 00:42:22,862 --> 00:42:25,297 We look alike like two drops of water, unfortunately. 533 00:42:25,382 --> 00:42:29,262 Only she's a woman fickle, uninhibited... 534 00:42:29,342 --> 00:42:32,141 completely devoid of the sense of responsibility... 535 00:42:32,222 --> 00:42:35,374 and often behaves in a manner shamefully scandalous. 536 00:42:35,462 --> 00:42:41,378 There is no point in making her understand that she has no right to compromise my future. 537 00:42:46,942 --> 00:42:49,661 - Renato... - Love, command! 538 00:42:56,262 --> 00:42:59,300 You should go you talk to her. 539 00:42:59,422 --> 00:43:02,460 No, I'm not going... 540 00:43:02,542 --> 00:43:05,455 I am convinced that with your ways... 541 00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:08,421 you could do it understand the situation... 542 00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:10,499 No, absolutely... 543 00:43:10,582 --> 00:43:12,493 You know that for you I would do anything... 544 00:43:12,582 --> 00:43:14,653 but can you imagine that I'm going from her to tell her: 545 00:43:14,742 --> 00:43:18,053 "Look, your sister sent me Viola to lecture her" 546 00:43:19,182 --> 00:43:22,140 No, I'm not going either if you cut my balls... 547 00:43:24,022 --> 00:43:29,096 (Music) 548 00:43:38,022 --> 00:43:40,536 Good morning sir Count, I salute you. 549 00:43:40,702 --> 00:43:43,615 - Lawyer, but what is she doing here? - Huh? 550 00:43:44,062 --> 00:43:48,852 Duties. . . insolvencies. .. inventories. . . deadlines... 551 00:43:48,942 --> 00:43:52,094 consultancy...I go and I'll come if necessary! 552 00:43:53,902 --> 00:43:56,940 Please take a seat. 553 00:44:04,422 --> 00:44:08,620 Did you see here? A big one organization. And everything is new! 554 00:44:08,702 --> 00:44:11,899 - Come, I'll lead the way. - But I don't understand... 555 00:44:12,262 --> 00:44:15,573 She wants to see Miss Rosa... 556 00:44:15,662 --> 00:44:17,778 Come! 557 00:44:19,342 --> 00:44:22,016 Please take a seat. 558 00:44:33,942 --> 00:44:36,138 But this is Viola! 559 00:44:36,222 --> 00:44:38,213 The lady is nice! 560 00:44:38,302 --> 00:44:40,100 A good girl! Modern... 561 00:44:40,182 --> 00:44:42,253 ...and sporty too! 562 00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:49,411 I'm going away, leaving her alone so he can talk to her. I revere. 563 00:44:50,422 --> 00:44:51,935 Hello! 564 00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:57,051 - I am Count Renato Altero of Belignano. - You are a friend of Raf...! 565 00:44:57,142 --> 00:45:00,214 - Ninth. I'm here on behalf of his sister Viola. - Ah! 566 00:45:00,302 --> 00:45:03,181 - What happened to her? - No, nothing. I came... 567 00:45:03,262 --> 00:45:05,651 to give her a delicate speech. 568 00:45:05,742 --> 00:45:09,497 - The same old sermon, I bet. - No, no... 569 00:45:13,662 --> 00:45:14,618 «I'm getting dressed» 570 00:45:14,702 --> 00:45:17,979 <> 571 00:45:18,062 --> 00:45:20,861 Who knows what he told her of me my sister! 572 00:45:20,942 --> 00:45:24,822 "Rosa is like this, Rosa is like this... He falls in love with everyone"... 573 00:45:24,902 --> 00:45:28,657 But what does he want? Let me do it nun? That would be fun! 574 00:45:28,742 --> 00:45:32,975 The last time he saw me he wanted to get myself admitted to a mental hospital. 575 00:45:33,062 --> 00:45:37,693 Will you tell me? He looked at me carefully in your face? Do I seem crazy to you? 576 00:45:37,782 --> 00:45:40,012 I say she's the crazy one! 577 00:45:40,102 --> 00:45:44,972 Otherwise he certainly wouldn't do it that's your job, don't you think? 578 00:45:46,022 --> 00:45:48,377 Just look at me, don't be afraid. 579 00:45:48,462 --> 00:45:50,100 Now I'm dressed. 580 00:45:50,182 --> 00:45:53,413 My name is Rosa and I am longing for love! 581 00:45:53,502 --> 00:45:56,460 She is the lover Viola's, excuse me? 582 00:45:56,542 --> 00:45:59,614 No, no...that is...yes... 583 00:45:59,702 --> 00:46:02,694 - Eh! I know if what it's needed for Viola. - Yes? 584 00:46:02,782 --> 00:46:04,739 A man! But... 585 00:46:04,822 --> 00:46:06,221 ...a real man! 586 00:46:06,302 --> 00:46:08,020 As I say. 587 00:46:08,822 --> 00:46:13,180 - Oh, sorry, you wanted to tell me something? - Yes, you see, I... 588 00:46:13,262 --> 00:46:16,493 Look, I respect your sister because she's a nice girl... 589 00:46:16,582 --> 00:46:20,052 he won't think that I...me they call the hammer of Friuli! 590 00:46:20,142 --> 00:46:22,577 - Fun! - Yes, huh? 591 00:46:23,822 --> 00:46:27,338 He would like to know what do I think of her? 592 00:46:27,422 --> 00:46:30,778 - Yes... - It's really sexy! 593 00:46:32,062 --> 00:46:34,656 I don't understand Viola, you know? 594 00:46:34,742 --> 00:46:37,256 Do you mind if I undress? 595 00:46:37,342 --> 00:46:40,300 For me, when I like a man... I just do it! 596 00:46:40,382 --> 00:46:43,056 Today I feel like picking it up a little sun. 597 00:46:43,742 --> 00:46:46,860 He wants to grease my back, please? 598 00:46:46,942 --> 00:46:48,774 <> 599 00:46:53,742 --> 00:46:56,211 Please... (Giggle) 600 00:46:59,502 --> 00:47:03,461 Don't be so shy, Mr. Count. 601 00:47:03,542 --> 00:47:05,135 Here? 602 00:47:05,222 --> 00:47:08,340 - Further down! - Like further down? 603 00:47:08,422 --> 00:47:12,893 - Further down... - Yes, further down 604 00:47:12,982 --> 00:47:15,212 Ah! Here you are! There! 605 00:47:15,302 --> 00:47:19,341 I don't like stripes white, they are ugly... - Yes... 606 00:47:21,382 --> 00:47:25,216 Viola... Viola you shouldn't have do this to me, Viola... 607 00:47:25,302 --> 00:47:28,693 - Yes, like that... - 'Evening! 608 00:47:28,782 --> 00:47:32,093 - Hi chicks! - <> 609 00:47:33,822 --> 00:47:35,859 Comfortable, comfortable... 610 00:47:35,942 --> 00:47:37,341 Excuse my hand. 611 00:47:37,422 --> 00:47:40,016 I was warned about his visit to the lawyer Buttigliòn. 612 00:47:40,102 --> 00:47:42,252 - Bortolon! - Exactly, Bercogliòn... 613 00:47:42,342 --> 00:47:44,015 And I went up to get to know her. 614 00:47:44,102 --> 00:47:47,777 Please do not sunbathe: Tomorrow you have to do Snow White. 615 00:47:47,862 --> 00:47:51,173 Snow White and white! - Snow White was white. 616 00:47:51,262 --> 00:47:54,493 - But what does candida mean? - She must be candid! 617 00:47:54,582 --> 00:47:59,338 Because the young lady is Snow White as a comics artist, did you know this? 618 00:47:59,422 --> 00:48:02,494 - No, I really didn't know... - No? But what does he say? 619 00:48:02,582 --> 00:48:06,780 But then come and visit us tomorrow! I'll wait for you on set at 5! 620 00:48:44,342 --> 00:48:45,616 Victor! 621 00:48:45,702 --> 00:48:47,613 <> 622 00:48:56,462 --> 00:49:00,421 Sorry...you would be Prince Charming? 623 00:49:00,502 --> 00:49:03,096 Cesaroli Vittorio, said "seven times". 624 00:49:03,182 --> 00:49:05,492 Ah, "seven times"... 625 00:49:06,942 --> 00:49:11,015 But she shouldn't wake up Snow White with a kiss? 626 00:49:11,102 --> 00:49:14,094 Meh! I don't know anything! They have me said I have to fuck her! 627 00:49:14,182 --> 00:49:17,937 But what the fuck?! But what they say! You who are so distinguished! 628 00:49:18,022 --> 00:49:20,741 But this is it a fairy tale, right?... 629 00:49:24,902 --> 00:49:28,452 - But it's a fairy tale for children or not? - I don't know! 630 00:49:28,542 --> 00:49:33,173 Yes, but today even children "fuck"! They don't believe in fairy tales yet!!! 631 00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:37,733 Today we need to desecrate, demystify! Away with the old patterns, the old taboos! 632 00:49:37,822 --> 00:49:40,974 Sorry, Count, but after all, this Snow White... 633 00:49:41,062 --> 00:49:43,019 ...who was he? - She was a princess! 634 00:49:43,102 --> 00:49:46,333 - Yes, but he was screwing 7 dwarfs! - Hand! - Yes! 635 00:49:46,422 --> 00:49:49,619 - And luckily, Prince Charming he was "rich"! - As you said, excuse me? 636 00:49:49,702 --> 00:49:51,500 - "Riccion"... - Him too? 637 00:49:51,582 --> 00:49:54,620 - Uh! But what stuff! - Here's our Snow White! 638 00:49:54,702 --> 00:49:58,855 <> 639 00:49:58,942 --> 00:50:01,502 - Here we work! - Raise! Raise! 640 00:50:05,022 --> 00:50:07,013 Do you know what I'm telling you? 641 00:50:07,102 --> 00:50:09,093 Fabulous! Huh? 642 00:50:12,822 --> 00:50:14,301 <> 643 00:50:14,382 --> 00:50:19,855 - Where are you going? You're on the field! - Sorry, I didn't see it. 644 00:50:37,742 --> 00:50:40,734 Come on, my Snow White! We will make a masterpiece! 645 00:50:40,822 --> 00:50:44,656 Here you go! Tony come here! Let's get started! 646 00:50:44,782 --> 00:50:48,491 Come here! Photograph well! 647 00:50:48,582 --> 00:50:51,461 The facial expression, of the eyes... 648 00:50:51,542 --> 00:50:53,738 ...everything! 649 00:50:53,822 --> 00:50:56,735 There will be a comic wonderful! 650 00:50:57,142 --> 00:51:00,453 And where is the queen? The queen!!! 651 00:51:00,542 --> 00:51:04,172 Tony, please, we have to make a masterpiece. 652 00:51:04,262 --> 00:51:07,300 Take the shot from below. 653 00:51:07,382 --> 00:51:12,536 This is perfect! Go Tony, shoot, come on! Listen to me! 654 00:51:12,622 --> 00:51:16,536 <> 655 00:51:16,622 --> 00:51:18,579 But what are you doing? Do you go soft? 656 00:51:18,662 --> 00:51:23,452 You must always leave space for the captions: for intellectuals... 657 00:51:23,542 --> 00:51:27,422 Please, girls, don't distract yourself: have a nice tete à tete... 658 00:51:27,502 --> 00:51:29,652 I don't know if I can explain myself... And you shoot! 659 00:51:29,742 --> 00:51:31,733 Shoot, come on! 660 00:51:31,822 --> 00:51:33,540 Well done, like that! 661 00:51:33,622 --> 00:51:38,742 Caress, caress... 662 00:51:38,822 --> 00:51:42,292 further down...perfect! Bravo! 663 00:51:42,382 --> 00:51:46,853 - Come on dwarves! Force! - And no, not the dwarves! And too much with the dwarves! 664 00:51:46,942 --> 00:51:51,015 But what stuff! Small dwarfs and goodies: go away!!! 665 00:51:51,102 --> 00:51:54,493 We need to stop this vile filth! This vile... 666 00:51:54,582 --> 00:51:57,017 ...tease! - Well done, Mr. Count! 667 00:51:57,102 --> 00:51:59,696 And who tells it? to the publisher now? 668 00:51:59,782 --> 00:52:02,501 - Her? - Yes of course, me! What do you believe? What scares me? 669 00:52:02,582 --> 00:52:04,539 - Whatever the cost! - It will cost dearly though! 670 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:05,692 But yes, we'll see! 671 00:52:19,542 --> 00:52:21,772 Look what I have given up on earnings! 672 00:52:21,862 --> 00:52:24,138 I just got high reimburse the expenses! 673 00:52:24,222 --> 00:52:27,692 Because with this stuff, you know How much did it fit in my pocket? 674 00:52:27,782 --> 00:52:30,137 At least 50 million! 675 00:52:30,222 --> 00:52:34,261 I would have sold it all over the world: stuff for amateurs, believe me! 676 00:52:34,342 --> 00:52:37,653 For a private individual we know, the price is different! 677 00:52:37,742 --> 00:52:39,016 Listen... 678 00:52:39,102 --> 00:52:43,016 You know what I do with it of this beautiful thing? Huh? 679 00:52:43,102 --> 00:52:46,777 - Do you like fire? I'll burn it! - No! 680 00:52:46,862 --> 00:52:49,695 Yes, yes! A nice blaze! 681 00:52:49,782 --> 00:52:53,821 - But it is the destruction of a masterpiece! - It was a cultural operation! 682 00:52:53,902 --> 00:52:56,371 Listen, Raffaele, will you allow me? 683 00:52:56,462 --> 00:53:00,092 - Cultural nonsense: this is it rubbish, or rather, shit! - Shit?! 684 00:53:00,182 --> 00:53:03,573 And Miss Orlando will abandon this business! 685 00:53:03,662 --> 00:53:06,620 We'll take care of it to your needs, dearest! 686 00:53:06,702 --> 00:53:09,615 «Is it clear? And no scandals!>> 687 00:53:09,702 --> 00:53:12,455 For goodness sake: no scandals! 688 00:53:14,582 --> 00:53:17,051 - Mr. Count? - Still? 689 00:53:17,182 --> 00:53:19,822 Look what he has lost my underwear! 690 00:53:19,902 --> 00:53:21,017 Ah... 691 00:53:29,342 --> 00:53:31,140 No scandals, eh? 692 00:53:32,102 --> 00:53:36,892 Let the procedure proceed criminal charge against Beato Onorini... 693 00:53:36,982 --> 00:53:40,213 producer by profession cinematic... 694 00:53:40,302 --> 00:53:43,693 not present in the courtroom due to certified illness... 695 00:53:43,782 --> 00:53:47,741 accused of the crime of pornographic publication. 696 00:53:47,822 --> 00:53:49,335 Defended by... 697 00:53:49,982 --> 00:53:52,337 Lawyer Magni of the Court of Milan. 698 00:53:53,342 --> 00:53:54,855 Go ahead Chancellor! 699 00:53:54,902 --> 00:54:00,261 - <> - Lawyer Magni! 700 00:54:00,302 --> 00:54:04,899 <<...529 of the penal code, for have the said Blessed Onorini...>> 701 00:54:04,982 --> 00:54:08,657 <> 702 00:54:08,702 --> 00:54:12,172 <> 703 00:54:12,262 --> 00:54:14,822 <> 704 00:54:14,902 --> 00:54:17,815 scenes of so...do... 705 00:54:17,902 --> 00:54:19,893 Sodomy! 706 00:54:19,982 --> 00:54:21,416 Sodomy! 707 00:54:21,502 --> 00:54:25,132 The precise accusations that are addressed my client needs... 708 00:54:25,222 --> 00:54:27,259 of a long speech. 709 00:54:27,342 --> 00:54:31,301 There was a lot of talk of obscene spectacle... 710 00:54:31,342 --> 00:54:35,131 of fellatio or sodomy, morally offended... 711 00:54:35,222 --> 00:54:37,418 But I wonder... what is morality? 712 00:54:37,502 --> 00:54:40,620 What does "common" mean? sense of modesty“? 713 00:54:40,702 --> 00:54:43,820 Who does the model come from? of behavior... 714 00:54:43,902 --> 00:54:46,894 to which we all should we be inspired? 715 00:54:46,982 --> 00:54:50,941 Who administers justice to us? By our own judges? 716 00:54:51,022 --> 00:54:55,061 We are in this room for everyone defend their positions... 717 00:54:55,142 --> 00:54:57,656 even if sometimes they are discordant... 718 00:54:57,742 --> 00:55:01,337 But I'm sure this time we will all agree... 719 00:55:01,422 --> 00:55:04,540 most illustrious sir magistrate... 720 00:55:04,622 --> 00:55:07,455 on his positions... 721 00:55:08,462 --> 00:55:13,662 And now he will tell you about it the fairy tale of Snow White... 722 00:55:14,182 --> 00:55:17,698 (Chaos) 723 00:55:18,102 --> 00:55:22,221 With permission: take vision please... here... 724 00:55:22,302 --> 00:55:24,612 - No, not to ladies! - Why not? 725 00:55:24,702 --> 00:55:27,774 There's something dirty? 726 00:55:27,862 --> 00:55:32,538 Attention, here it is: please... take... 727 00:55:32,622 --> 00:55:34,818 Oh! No, to her in the Takes... 728 00:55:36,422 --> 00:55:39,460 What? What is it this stuff? 729 00:55:39,542 --> 00:55:41,055 The magistrate?! 730 00:55:42,302 --> 00:55:45,499 (Chaos) - Look at that seal touch! 731 00:55:50,182 --> 00:55:53,220 This is a comic, sir magistrate... 732 00:55:53,302 --> 00:55:56,499 which I bought yesterday in Milan. - How? 733 00:55:56,582 --> 00:55:59,461 Which I bought yesterday in Milan! 734 00:55:59,542 --> 00:56:01,340 The content! 735 00:56:02,462 --> 00:56:04,817 First position... 736 00:56:09,022 --> 00:56:11,252 <<"Mirror, mirror of my desires...>> 737 00:56:11,342 --> 00:56:13,379 «…who kisses better in the realm?>> 738 00:56:13,462 --> 00:56:17,899 ...The prince or the queen?" - Lawyer! I don't allow it! 739 00:56:18,382 --> 00:56:20,976 Turn! (Chaos) 740 00:56:21,062 --> 00:56:23,497 Oh! What are you doing? Turn around a bit! 741 00:56:27,422 --> 00:56:30,221 I can continue, sir magistrate? 742 00:56:30,982 --> 00:56:33,656 Second position... 743 00:56:38,902 --> 00:56:42,657 "Mammolo is coming, Sleepy and Doctor... 744 00:56:42,742 --> 00:56:44,892 ...that they do to you the or... broken"! 745 00:56:44,942 --> 00:56:48,651 I know-I know... <> 746 00:56:50,862 --> 00:56:53,376 (Chaos) 747 00:56:53,462 --> 00:56:56,341 - What stuff! A praetor! - Turn! 748 00:56:56,582 --> 00:56:58,493 <> 749 00:57:00,822 --> 00:57:04,178 And it's not finished! Third position! 750 00:57:11,982 --> 00:57:14,815 <<"You seem learned to me a drilling machine...>> 751 00:57:14,862 --> 00:57:17,934 ...what a great job to do the anteater!" Spin! 752 00:57:18,182 --> 00:57:21,174 (Chaos) 753 00:57:25,782 --> 00:57:29,138 Lawyer!!! I order you to remove these obscenities!!! 754 00:57:29,182 --> 00:57:30,581 Silence!!! 755 00:57:30,662 --> 00:57:33,256 ...Or I do clear the classroom! 756 00:57:35,182 --> 00:57:38,971 Calm down, calm down, gentlemen, please! Calm. 757 00:57:44,382 --> 00:57:45,656 And now... 758 00:57:45,742 --> 00:57:48,097 I wonder, sir magistrate... 759 00:57:48,462 --> 00:57:52,615 we all ask ourselves... 760 00:57:53,182 --> 00:57:56,220 Who is Snow White? 761 00:58:03,182 --> 00:58:05,935 - Excellency, Doctor Orlando. - Well, let it pass. 762 00:58:06,022 --> 00:58:08,616 <>. 763 00:58:09,222 --> 00:58:12,419 Oh, dear Doctor Orlando... 764 00:58:12,502 --> 00:58:16,939 What a surprise! Please have a seat! 765 00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:22,495 So what, my dear? 766 00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:25,700 - How are things in Belignano? - Very bad, Mr. Prosecutor. 767 00:58:25,782 --> 00:58:29,332 - Very bad? - It's about this that I have to talk to her. 768 00:58:29,422 --> 00:58:33,017 - I came here to give mine resignation. - His resignation? 769 00:58:33,102 --> 00:58:36,572 And why? Not I understand the reasons! 770 00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:39,695 Read here! 771 00:58:39,942 --> 00:58:42,218 The Seven Dwarfs 772 00:58:42,302 --> 00:58:46,978 Maybe there's a lot involved Prince Charming, miss? 773 00:58:47,062 --> 00:58:49,531 Look carefully cover please! 774 00:58:49,622 --> 00:58:51,738 <>. 775 00:58:58,462 --> 00:59:02,535 Now he won't be surprised of the request I made of you. 776 00:59:08,222 --> 00:59:13,535 But...my dear daughter.. my dear daughter... 777 00:59:13,622 --> 00:59:19,061 - No, no, look: it shouldn't fall into deception... - No? 778 00:59:19,142 --> 00:59:21,975 That girl from photography is not me. 779 00:59:22,062 --> 00:59:24,178 It's my sister Rosa. 780 00:59:24,262 --> 00:59:27,937 We are twins: we look alike like two drops of water. 781 00:59:27,982 --> 00:59:29,541 Exactly the same... 782 00:59:30,902 --> 00:59:33,815 - ...in all? - Only in the physical. 783 00:59:33,902 --> 00:59:36,018 Oh yeah... 784 00:59:36,102 --> 00:59:37,820 Physically... 785 00:59:39,582 --> 00:59:41,539 Exactly the same...? 786 00:59:41,622 --> 00:59:43,613 We had two different childhoods. 787 00:59:43,702 --> 00:59:46,899 I lived with my father and my mother. She, however... 788 00:59:46,942 --> 00:59:49,218 she left home when he was still very young. 789 00:59:49,302 --> 00:59:52,454 There was nothing to do. And so... 790 00:59:52,542 --> 00:59:56,092 I later looked it up not to abandon her... 791 00:59:56,182 --> 00:59:58,696 to recover it, but... 792 01:00:00,262 --> 01:00:01,775 Prosecutor! 793 01:00:03,342 --> 01:00:04,901 Mr. Prosecutor! 794 01:00:04,982 --> 01:00:06,734 Ah, yes, yes...say... 795 01:00:06,782 --> 01:00:09,456 - <> - I hope you want... 796 01:00:09,502 --> 01:00:13,257 ...understand my embarrassment and share my decision. 797 01:00:13,342 --> 01:00:16,937 Therefore, please announce my resignation... 798 01:00:16,982 --> 01:00:19,542 to the minister... - Damn resignation! 799 01:00:19,582 --> 01:00:21,812 There's no talking about it not even! 800 01:00:21,902 --> 01:00:26,897 A magistrate like you it is irreplaceable! 801 01:00:27,462 --> 01:00:31,012 - Thank you, but... - No objections, dear Snow White! 802 01:00:31,102 --> 01:00:35,175 Erm...dear doctor Orlando... God forbid! 803 01:00:36,422 --> 01:00:38,174 Rather... 804 01:00:38,262 --> 01:00:43,098 Have him come to Belignano this blessed sister of hers... 805 01:00:43,182 --> 01:00:45,492 so all there we will give an account! 806 01:00:45,582 --> 01:00:49,098 Because you see... in my opinion... 807 01:00:49,182 --> 01:00:54,973 looking good, this girl there's something good about it... you can see it straight away... 808 01:00:56,222 --> 01:00:59,533 I could talk to her about it personally... 809 01:00:59,622 --> 01:01:01,613 Convince her! 810 01:01:01,702 --> 01:01:06,697 Well...I don't know if that's the case as easy as you think... 811 01:01:06,742 --> 01:01:09,814 But in these cases yes you must try, my dear... 812 01:01:09,902 --> 01:01:13,293 You always have to try! And then, allow me... 813 01:01:13,382 --> 01:01:16,932 I will always have more Ascendant I of a dwarf... 814 01:01:21,222 --> 01:01:22,621 ...Don't you think so? 815 01:01:37,582 --> 01:01:39,255 Thank you! 816 01:02:02,582 --> 01:02:04,892 Viola, what are you doing? with that suitcase? 817 01:02:04,982 --> 01:02:10,182 No, I'm Rosa, not do you recognize me? - Ah...Rose... 818 01:02:10,262 --> 01:02:11,741 What are you doing here? 819 01:02:12,022 --> 01:02:14,093 I came to Belignano... 820 01:02:14,182 --> 01:02:17,300 because I didn't know how anymore get away with it I screwed it up big time! 821 01:02:17,382 --> 01:02:18,895 Come on, get on the 822 01:02:18,982 --> 01:02:21,940 - Ah, thanks! - No, leave it stay! - Thank you! 823 01:02:22,022 --> 01:02:26,300 - <> - At my sister's house. 824 01:02:39,582 --> 01:02:42,051 It wasn't my fault, I assure you! 825 01:02:42,142 --> 01:02:45,658 I would never have done one thing like that, I swear! 826 01:02:45,742 --> 01:02:47,813 Forget it, go! 827 01:02:48,862 --> 01:02:51,012 Let's leave it alone that's better! 828 01:02:52,462 --> 01:02:58,458 - By the way: what happened to that friend of yours? - I left him. 829 01:02:58,542 --> 01:03:03,252 - Well. - You know, not it was more possible. 830 01:03:03,342 --> 01:03:04,901 I... 831 01:03:06,142 --> 01:03:09,339 I...met another man... 832 01:03:09,422 --> 01:03:14,132 - Well done! - And I lost your head for him... - Ah... 833 01:03:14,222 --> 01:03:18,819 Well done! - It's fantastic... wonderful! 834 01:03:20,462 --> 01:03:23,056 If I came here in Belignano... 835 01:03:23,142 --> 01:03:27,773 it's also to be closer to him... - One from Belignano, eh? 836 01:03:28,462 --> 01:03:31,215 And who could this be? 837 01:03:32,302 --> 01:03:36,853 If you don't know...? (Sudden braking) 838 01:03:37,342 --> 01:03:40,380 Why? I should I know? 839 01:03:40,462 --> 01:03:41,896 Oh yeah... 840 01:03:42,022 --> 01:03:44,172 Oh dear... 841 01:03:45,902 --> 01:03:47,575 Pink! 842 01:03:47,662 --> 01:03:49,061 Rosa, where are you going? 843 01:03:49,142 --> 01:03:50,541 Come here for a while, right? 844 01:03:50,622 --> 01:03:55,014 Let's continue! The speech, at least! ...Rose! 845 01:04:00,302 --> 01:04:04,057 Incredible! It's destined to go always in white, witch! 846 01:04:04,142 --> 01:04:06,736 (Knocks on the door) - Come on! 847 01:04:09,702 --> 01:04:14,458 - I salute you, Doctor Orlando. I can? - Thank you! 848 01:04:21,822 --> 01:04:25,417 - And what is this? - It's God's grace, doctor! 849 01:04:25,502 --> 01:04:29,097 They sent her from the court of Padua. It's the divorce decree... 850 01:04:29,182 --> 01:04:31,458 for Count Altero. - And why are you bringing it to me? 851 01:04:31,542 --> 01:04:35,331 - It's not my responsibility. - But I thought that in this case... 852 01:04:35,382 --> 01:04:37,737 But what is the case? For me all cases are the same. 853 01:04:37,822 --> 01:04:42,498 - Have it notified to the interested party. - All right, as you command. 854 01:04:42,582 --> 01:04:46,621 Have me at your disposal too... to his liking. 855 01:04:47,102 --> 01:04:51,812 (Phone ringing) - One moment. 856 01:04:56,302 --> 01:05:00,500 Ready? Yes, I'm Dr. Orlando. Ah, and you Chancellor, tell me! 857 01:05:01,702 --> 01:05:05,093 Yes, very well, I thank you. 858 01:05:05,142 --> 01:05:09,534 I'll stop by the courthouse later. Yes, yes, for the signature. Thank you. 859 01:05:16,422 --> 01:05:17,935 (Doorbell) 860 01:05:27,702 --> 01:05:29,852 Hi Rosa. 861 01:05:30,662 --> 01:05:33,336 ...HI! - Isn't Viola here? 862 01:05:33,862 --> 01:05:37,059 No, there isn't, but what if do you want to sit down... 863 01:05:37,102 --> 01:05:40,891 I'm happy to have found you instead of Viola. - Ah...and why? 864 01:05:40,982 --> 01:05:42,655 Well. . . because... 865 01:05:44,942 --> 01:05:48,981 Because I should have give her a talk... 866 01:05:49,342 --> 01:05:51,652 very difficult... - That is? 867 01:05:51,742 --> 01:05:55,781 Well, now I've got it divorce and I think Viola... 868 01:05:56,342 --> 01:05:59,494 maybe...you wait that he marries her... - Well... 869 01:05:59,582 --> 01:06:03,815 I'll take her place too I would expect the same thing. 870 01:06:05,422 --> 01:06:08,096 Or not? 871 01:06:09,542 --> 01:06:14,059 Is it really you? Are you really telling me this? You who made me believe... 872 01:06:14,142 --> 01:06:17,134 first in Milan, then here in Belignano... 873 01:06:17,222 --> 01:06:20,738 I don't understand it nothing more... 874 01:06:22,822 --> 01:06:25,416 I can't even anymore see clearly within myself... 875 01:06:25,462 --> 01:06:30,536 But no, everything is clear! Very clear! - But then is it true? 876 01:06:32,462 --> 01:06:34,499 Tell me it's true! 877 01:06:35,302 --> 01:06:38,215 Look Rosa, I am ready to put a... 878 01:06:38,702 --> 01:06:43,299 ...a stone on the past as long as you tell me... - What? 879 01:06:43,462 --> 01:06:46,375 But it's possible that don't you understand? 880 01:06:46,462 --> 01:06:52,333 Tell me it's true! You have it for me said! You made me believe it! 881 01:06:52,422 --> 01:06:54,538 What are you doing? You have lost your mind? 882 01:06:54,582 --> 01:06:57,813 Me, with my sister's boyfriend, I don't do these things! 883 01:06:57,902 --> 01:07:01,452 But then that wasn't me why you came to Belignano! 884 01:07:04,142 --> 01:07:07,533 You are always the same! Nothing but good intentions! 885 01:07:07,622 --> 01:07:09,295 You always are the same old whore! 886 01:07:12,462 --> 01:07:16,217 "Don't you say hello"? No, not you I give you this satisfaction! 887 01:08:30,382 --> 01:08:32,259 Viola! 888 01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:35,295 I thought you were still out. 889 01:08:37,342 --> 01:08:40,380 - What are you doing? - I'm throwing away this rubbish... 890 01:08:40,462 --> 01:08:42,658 which is not worthy of a civilized person! 891 01:08:49,022 --> 01:08:53,016 Ah! By the way, panties you can keep them red... 892 01:08:53,062 --> 01:08:54,700 They look great on you! 893 01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:56,341 HI! 894 01:09:09,782 --> 01:09:13,059 Have you seen the lawyer Bortolon? - Yes, he's at that table. - Thank you. 895 01:09:16,342 --> 01:09:18,174 Whose thigh? Here's to you! 896 01:09:18,342 --> 01:09:19,855 But what is he doing here? Is he crazy? 897 01:09:19,942 --> 01:09:24,459 If they find out, everything will be ruined! Even the magistrate begins to suspect! 898 01:09:24,502 --> 01:09:26,300 - But you know what I do with it, I, from the magistrate's court? - Shhh... 899 01:09:26,382 --> 01:09:29,693 He knows what I'm doing with it magistrate's court? I'll eat it! 900 01:09:29,982 --> 01:09:32,417 I'll start with the thighs! 901 01:09:32,782 --> 01:09:35,934 - Be careful not to choke! - I want to get crazy, lawyer! 902 01:09:37,902 --> 01:09:40,178 I understand it... 903 01:09:40,742 --> 01:09:42,141 Awoca'... 904 01:09:42,222 --> 01:09:45,340 - Did you bring everything you needed? - Oh, yes! 905 01:09:45,862 --> 01:09:47,375 Here you are! 906 01:09:48,542 --> 01:09:53,013 - Anonymous envelope plus anonymous sheet... what does he do? - Anonymous anal! 907 01:09:53,102 --> 01:09:55,412 Write lawyer. Waiter! 908 01:09:55,502 --> 01:09:56,981 Commands! 909 01:09:57,982 --> 01:10:00,292 What are you waiting for: take it away, right? 910 01:10:00,382 --> 01:10:03,340 - As you command! - Um... 911 01:10:11,782 --> 01:10:13,500 Concentrate, eh! 912 01:10:13,582 --> 01:10:16,176 So...write! 913 01:10:17,142 --> 01:10:20,419 Very distinct... - Shhh! 914 01:10:20,982 --> 01:10:25,374 Very distinct lawyer Lopresti... 915 01:10:27,262 --> 01:10:30,732 She was right. 916 01:10:31,022 --> 01:10:36,700 Snow White is that dirty magistrate! 917 01:10:37,062 --> 01:10:40,054 Clear, direct, precise, ah! 918 01:10:40,142 --> 01:10:42,372 If they catch us there give at least 20 years. 919 01:10:42,462 --> 01:10:45,534 - Don't disconcerte me, Forfolòn! - Bortolon! - Write... 920 01:10:45,622 --> 01:10:51,061 If tomorrow she goes in church, Father Anz, 921 01:10:51,142 --> 01:10:57,935 Viola's confessor will be able to enlighten her better. - Who is this Father Anz? 922 01:10:58,022 --> 01:11:02,334 - These are details that concern me! Continue Grumpy! - Bortolon! 923 01:11:02,422 --> 01:11:10,375 We attach the payment receipt carried out by Count Renato Altero... 924 01:11:10,462 --> 01:11:13,454 notoriously magistrate's lover... 925 01:11:13,542 --> 01:11:18,139 relating to the redemption of the ignoble Snow White cartoon. 926 01:11:18,222 --> 01:11:22,011 This as irrefutable proof of his guilt. 927 01:11:22,102 --> 01:11:24,218 ...Guilt. 928 01:11:26,502 --> 01:11:29,494 But what does he do? Signature an anonymous letter? 929 01:11:30,182 --> 01:11:34,141 I got confused! I have no confidence with these practices! 930 01:11:34,182 --> 01:11:38,062 But it's very simple, Piramidòn: the letter reaches Lopresti... 931 01:11:38,142 --> 01:11:41,294 - Lopresti goes to church and father Anz confirms everything! - Ah! 932 01:11:41,382 --> 01:11:44,101 The idiot falls for it: he goes in magistrate's court and meets with Rosa... 933 01:11:44,142 --> 01:11:46,213 who pretends to be Viola. As soon as it arrives... 934 01:11:46,262 --> 01:11:50,540 Rosa seduces him and we discard the photos we send... 935 01:11:50,622 --> 01:11:55,059 and to the president of the court and to Count Renato Altero. 936 01:11:55,102 --> 01:11:59,335 So we, with one fell swoop, fuck to the magistrate's career and lover! 937 01:11:59,382 --> 01:12:01,339 - How much is this idea worth? - 20 years! 938 01:12:15,942 --> 01:12:18,297 Here you are! Lopresti is coming! 939 01:12:19,142 --> 01:12:20,860 Quick, quick! 940 01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:35,258 <> 941 01:12:35,302 --> 01:12:37,213 <> 942 01:12:37,302 --> 01:12:40,420 <> 943 01:12:40,502 --> 01:12:43,096 <> 944 01:12:43,182 --> 01:12:46,140 Thank you Father Anz. - <> 945 01:12:54,942 --> 01:12:59,300 It's a shame you can't go without it, luckily there is penance! 946 01:13:01,702 --> 01:13:03,261 ...oh...sorry... 947 01:13:11,062 --> 01:13:15,181 Patri et Fili nominations et Spiritus Santi 948 01:13:15,262 --> 01:13:17,299 Here, this I did it. 949 01:13:18,942 --> 01:13:23,937 So this-this is a case of conscience, father. 950 01:13:24,022 --> 01:13:29,176 I received an anonymous letter and, what's worse, not signed! 951 01:13:29,262 --> 01:13:33,893 - I... I would like to put it to you. - there! 952 01:13:33,942 --> 01:13:38,095 -Did-did he... take it? -Go back! Satan! 953 01:13:38,782 --> 01:13:43,936 (With a German accent) Ya...ya... Anonymous letter not important! 954 01:13:44,022 --> 01:13:49,620 - Anonymous letter, what a shame! - How about "not important"? 955 01:13:49,702 --> 01:13:52,933 That... says that the magistrate is… 956 01:13:53,022 --> 01:13:54,456 Snow White... 957 01:13:54,542 --> 01:13:59,378 There are 20 thousand souls in Bellignano who risk big. 958 01:13:59,462 --> 01:14:02,739 Now if she wanted me... in short... 959 01:14:02,822 --> 01:14:06,497 - She is the confessor... - I understand, I understand... 960 01:14:06,582 --> 01:14:10,576 - That's fucking serious... - What do you say, excuse me? 961 01:14:10,662 --> 01:14:13,893 - My damn, fucking conscience! - Ah... 962 01:14:13,982 --> 01:14:18,579 I am bound by confession, though make a little confidence. 963 01:14:18,662 --> 01:14:21,302 Pretora be... 964 01:14:21,422 --> 01:14:23,811 great... 965 01:14:23,902 --> 01:14:26,098 I said so! 966 01:14:26,182 --> 01:14:28,492 Female... - Oh God...! 967 01:14:28,622 --> 01:14:32,297 - Extraordinary location... - Oh God...! 968 01:14:32,702 --> 01:14:37,094 I said it! 969 01:14:38,542 --> 01:14:41,295 Hate...!!! 970 01:14:42,462 --> 01:14:44,578 And then? 971 01:14:47,582 --> 01:14:49,858 And then? 972 01:14:50,622 --> 01:14:53,614 And then? And then??? 973 01:14:53,702 --> 01:14:55,579 Father, you can't me leave it like that! 974 01:14:55,662 --> 01:14:58,654 I can't say more! 975 01:14:58,742 --> 01:15:02,497 I can only say that the magistrate acts like this... 976 01:15:02,542 --> 01:15:05,136 because she is a woman who loves others. 977 01:15:05,222 --> 01:15:08,817 And I believe that she'll be next! 978 01:15:08,902 --> 01:15:11,894 If you don't believe to these words of mine... 979 01:15:11,982 --> 01:15:15,976 she will be able to go to see for yourself, ia.. 980 01:15:16,062 --> 01:15:19,737 To get there at the bottom of the mussel. 981 01:15:29,422 --> 01:15:34,417 It is the first time that the judges of Belignano receive anonymous threats. 982 01:15:34,462 --> 01:15:39,696 We must recognize that a Belignano, the only town in Italy... 983 01:15:39,742 --> 01:15:42,131 these things don't had ever happened. 984 01:15:42,222 --> 01:15:45,658 But back to the tests configured in the denunciation... 985 01:15:45,742 --> 01:15:51,135 ...what facts would you be referring to? - I don't know, I didn't understand. 986 01:15:51,182 --> 01:15:55,733 I think then that the only way to get to the bottom of this ugly story... 987 01:15:55,782 --> 01:15:59,412 ...is about trying to understand. In investigating, eh! 988 01:15:59,502 --> 01:16:03,973 You won't lack the means, my friend dear, to avoid a scandal... 989 01:16:04,062 --> 01:16:07,134 which would seriously harm to our prestige! 990 01:16:08,142 --> 01:16:11,692 (Music) 991 01:16:45,182 --> 01:16:47,378 Come forward, lawyer! 992 01:16:47,462 --> 01:16:51,615 I made her come at this time because there is no one left. 993 01:16:52,462 --> 01:16:54,180 Please take a seat. 994 01:16:58,902 --> 01:17:01,894 Since it's the first time we have the opportunity... 995 01:17:01,982 --> 01:17:04,735 to talk to us calmly... 996 01:17:04,822 --> 01:17:07,814 as they say... in intimacy... 997 01:17:07,902 --> 01:17:11,611 I will confess to you that yours friendship is very dear to me... 998 01:17:11,702 --> 01:17:16,538 And who else could I have turned to in one circumstance for me... 999 01:17:16,622 --> 01:17:18,818 so difficult...? 1000 01:17:18,942 --> 01:17:21,980 - Are we alone? - Alone! 1001 01:17:23,022 --> 01:17:26,856 I will also tell her that I intend to not to hide anything from her. 1002 01:17:26,942 --> 01:17:31,891 It will seem strange to you I wanted to turn to you. 1003 01:17:31,982 --> 01:17:34,861 I, you know... I don't have… 1004 01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:39,698 Convincing arguments, for that matter I need someone who understands me. 1005 01:17:39,782 --> 01:17:42,661 Unless the thing don't hate it... 1006 01:17:42,702 --> 01:17:45,535 - Oh...me? - Yes, because... 1007 01:17:45,622 --> 01:17:48,182 she must be very hard... 1008 01:17:53,622 --> 01:17:55,659 oh...! 1009 01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:05,651 - The button! - Ah! 1010 01:18:33,462 --> 01:18:38,775 - Do you love justice? - But how? I worship her!!! 1011 01:18:38,862 --> 01:18:43,857 Ohhhh.… ohhh... 1012 01:18:55,902 --> 01:18:57,700 Witch! 1013 01:19:02,062 --> 01:19:03,814 Whoa! Whoa! 1014 01:19:04,702 --> 01:19:06,978 They are doing a 48! 1015 01:19:08,502 --> 01:19:12,780 But what 48, lawyer! Those two they reached almost 70! 1016 01:19:25,742 --> 01:19:29,337 They arrived with me an anonymous letter. 1017 01:19:29,422 --> 01:19:32,414 I warned her immediately... 1018 01:19:32,502 --> 01:19:36,416 why this time the accusation is precise! 1019 01:19:36,502 --> 01:19:40,655 Already! They look like evidence irrefutable. - Oh yeah! 1020 01:19:41,902 --> 01:19:45,782 The action unfolds in my office... 1021 01:19:45,862 --> 01:19:48,581 my image it's obvious... - Eh! 1022 01:19:52,582 --> 01:19:57,531 She has every right to think that it's about me, right? 1023 01:20:05,622 --> 01:20:07,898 - But...! - But...? 1024 01:20:07,982 --> 01:20:10,974 If you allow me, doctor, I'll show you something! 1025 01:20:11,702 --> 01:20:14,342 My alibi is right in this photograph! 1026 01:20:14,422 --> 01:20:15,901 Look at it carefully! 1027 01:20:15,982 --> 01:20:19,452 - Did you observe it in detail? - Yes, I think so. 1028 01:20:19,542 --> 01:20:23,422 - I watched it more than once. - Didn't you miss any details? 1029 01:20:23,502 --> 01:20:26,813 Nobody... at least I think. 1030 01:20:26,902 --> 01:20:29,212 And what did he see? 1031 01:20:29,302 --> 01:20:31,976 I saw that what is there to see! 1032 01:20:32,062 --> 01:20:35,134 Please list me everything he sees. 1033 01:20:35,222 --> 01:20:36,656 Yes... 1034 01:20:36,742 --> 01:20:41,054 A man kneeling in action of...I say...in front of a woman... 1035 01:20:41,142 --> 01:20:45,261 ...naked pushing him downwards... - Good! 1036 01:20:45,342 --> 01:20:47,618 - And further up? - More on… 1037 01:20:47,702 --> 01:20:50,535 - How higher?! - Higher, higher! 1038 01:20:50,622 --> 01:20:53,262 Higher up I see the head of the aforementioned man... 1039 01:20:53,342 --> 01:20:57,131 resting on the belly of the aforementioned woman... 1040 01:20:57,222 --> 01:21:01,898 But... well...! Where is it what does he want to get at? 1041 01:21:05,382 --> 01:21:07,578 - Here! - Ah, there! 1042 01:21:07,662 --> 01:21:09,175 I don't understand... 1043 01:21:09,262 --> 01:21:11,822 - What do you see there? - That watch... 1044 01:21:11,902 --> 01:21:17,978 who has been in my office for three years and which works perfectly! 1045 01:21:18,062 --> 01:21:21,180 The clock, in this photograph... 1046 01:21:21,262 --> 01:21:26,018 reports date of July 28th, Sunday, 10.42am! 1047 01:21:26,102 --> 01:21:30,573 That day, at that time, I was in this office, with her. 1048 01:21:30,662 --> 01:21:33,973 - Do you remember? - Yes, it's true. 1049 01:21:34,062 --> 01:21:36,019 Three days ago! 1050 01:21:37,022 --> 01:21:39,741 But then who is this? 1051 01:21:39,822 --> 01:21:42,940 His again sister Rosa? 1052 01:21:44,222 --> 01:21:49,217 Enough is enough! I'm not one monk! Put it in your head! 1053 01:21:49,302 --> 01:21:51,896 - Let me explain! - What do you want to explain to me! 1054 01:21:51,982 --> 01:21:55,293 That's your sister and it's not you: go figure! 1055 01:21:55,382 --> 01:21:58,420 You won't believe it was with Lopresti?! It's absurd! 1056 01:21:58,502 --> 01:22:01,733 - How absurd! - You say that! 1057 01:22:01,822 --> 01:22:05,258 Okay, that's not your sister, it's the other one...! Let's not talk about it anymore! 1058 01:22:05,342 --> 01:22:09,415 We can't go on anymore like this! One scandal after another! 1059 01:22:09,502 --> 01:22:13,336 By now people will have understood everything and I look like a fool! 1060 01:22:13,422 --> 01:22:15,459 Indeed, cuckold! 1061 01:22:15,542 --> 01:22:19,934 Not just your fault, either for your sister! It's the last straw! 1062 01:22:20,022 --> 01:22:23,697 Don't worry, we will find a solution! 1063 01:22:23,902 --> 01:22:27,611 You see, Viola... I love you... 1064 01:22:27,702 --> 01:22:31,058 But I love you, well, not Rosa! 1065 01:22:31,142 --> 01:22:35,739 It's just that you are both so alike! And crazy stuff! 1066 01:22:35,822 --> 01:22:38,462 In short, Viola, it's better that the two of us... 1067 01:22:38,542 --> 01:22:41,341 we leave each other, calmly... 1068 01:22:41,422 --> 01:22:45,780 let's take courage... we tell ourselves goodbye... It will be a nice memory... 1069 01:22:45,862 --> 01:22:50,538 lived together... We leave each other as civilized and honest people... 1070 01:22:50,622 --> 01:22:54,217 Look, you're right to go away like this, without resistance... 1071 01:22:54,302 --> 01:22:56,498 sure what you do that's exactly right... 1072 01:22:56,582 --> 01:23:00,462 Now our relationship is over, is it clear that he can no longer...? 1073 01:23:02,982 --> 01:23:05,178 Holy shit! And gone away right now... 1074 01:23:05,262 --> 01:23:08,937 so... without even a... (Alarm ringing) 1075 01:23:09,062 --> 01:23:12,453 Go to hell, Viola! You, the magistrate's court and... 1076 01:23:12,542 --> 01:23:14,818 ...Belignano!!! 1077 01:23:15,222 --> 01:23:17,259 Holy shit! 1078 01:23:17,302 --> 01:23:19,418 (The ringing continues...) 1079 01:23:21,942 --> 01:23:23,535 Bortolon! 1080 01:23:23,622 --> 01:23:25,135 Bortolon!!! 1081 01:23:25,222 --> 01:23:26,940 Bortolon!!! 1082 01:23:27,022 --> 01:23:28,933 Bortolon!!! 1083 01:23:29,022 --> 01:23:32,572 - Talk to me? - Have you become deaf? - No! 1084 01:23:32,662 --> 01:23:35,336 - Bortolon called me?! - And I was wrong! 1085 01:23:35,422 --> 01:23:36,378 Look over there! 1086 01:23:36,462 --> 01:23:41,491 Miss magistrate is not there and he is It's banged up like eggnog! 1087 01:23:41,582 --> 01:23:45,337 - But that's not the problem. He knows who I have met before coming here? - Who? 1088 01:23:45,422 --> 01:23:48,175 - Mr. Prosecutor in person! - Ah! 1089 01:23:48,262 --> 01:23:52,096 He had to come all the way to Belignano! It had a face...! 1090 01:23:52,182 --> 01:23:56,858 There are two things: resignation or transfer to the magistrate! 1091 01:23:58,022 --> 01:24:01,140 I hope they don't make it long, so tonight he will already be in Milan. 1092 01:24:01,222 --> 01:24:04,260 But how long?! A matter of moments! 1093 01:24:04,342 --> 01:24:08,222 - Miss magistrate is-leaving! - Let's hope so! 1094 01:24:08,302 --> 01:24:10,259 As we hope?! Bortolon tells him! 1095 01:24:10,342 --> 01:24:12,458 Our cause comes reinstated... 1096 01:24:12,542 --> 01:24:15,261 waiting for the arrival of the new praetor. 1097 01:24:15,342 --> 01:24:18,698 So they will pass at least two years! 1098 01:24:18,782 --> 01:24:21,376 That's what he wanted, right? 1099 01:24:22,022 --> 01:24:24,935 Come on, engineer! 1100 01:24:25,022 --> 01:24:29,255 Look at the chancellor how desperate! 1101 01:24:35,942 --> 01:24:37,341 I play... 1102 01:24:37,982 --> 01:24:44,172 10 thousand which will be announced shortly of the end of the praetorship. - I accept! 1103 01:25:05,502 --> 01:25:09,382 - <> - Let's begin...... 1104 01:25:09,462 --> 01:25:12,693 to the case against Esposito Raffaele. 1105 01:25:12,782 --> 01:25:16,457 The lawsuit begins against Esposito Raffaele. 1106 01:25:16,542 --> 01:25:19,216 - You won! - I lost... - You won 10 thousand! 1107 01:25:19,302 --> 01:25:22,215 - Yes, but I lost the case! - For the moment! 1108 01:25:22,302 --> 01:25:25,693 Why with my speech I'll turn the situation around! 1109 01:25:25,782 --> 01:25:28,900 My most esteemed friend, within two hours... 1110 01:25:28,982 --> 01:25:32,020 you will be able to return to Milan. 1111 01:25:32,102 --> 01:25:36,460 - And in fact I'm going to Milan: but in San Vittore! - Stay calm! 1112 01:25:36,542 --> 01:25:39,898 - Don't worry, there will be an appeal! - Of course there will be an appeal... 1113 01:25:39,982 --> 01:25:44,613 ...every morning for 6 years! And I will have to say: "Present"! 1114 01:25:44,702 --> 01:25:49,299 But as soon as I go out, lawyer, I'll fuck you up! 1115 01:26:08,982 --> 01:26:10,734 - Hi Renato! - Rose! 1116 01:26:10,782 --> 01:26:14,059 - What are you doing? Are you still moving house? - I was waiting for you! 1117 01:26:14,142 --> 01:26:17,339 Viola won't want me with her anymore after what happened... 1118 01:26:17,422 --> 01:26:19,936 You were really waiting for me, huh? 1119 01:26:20,022 --> 01:26:22,411 I don't know where to go anymore... 1120 01:26:22,502 --> 01:26:26,735 Could you host me for a few days? Please! 1121 01:26:27,302 --> 01:26:30,135 - Okay, let's go! - Thank you! 1122 01:26:30,222 --> 01:26:32,498 - Leave it, leave it! - Thank you! 1123 01:26:40,542 --> 01:26:43,182 Thanks again. 1124 01:26:52,542 --> 01:26:55,933 (Cough) You can't say... 1125 01:26:55,982 --> 01:26:59,896 that you are a man very enterprising... 1126 01:26:59,982 --> 01:27:02,212 But, it seemed to me to understand... 1127 01:27:02,302 --> 01:27:06,455 - The fact is that I... - “the fact is...! 1128 01:27:13,542 --> 01:27:16,534 ...that you are in love Viola cotto. 1129 01:27:16,622 --> 01:27:19,580 - Yes..no, that is... - I'm not jealous... 1130 01:27:19,662 --> 01:27:21,972 even if she is my sister. 1131 01:27:22,062 --> 01:27:26,021 -Are you coming? - Where? - -Come! 1132 01:27:26,942 --> 01:27:30,697 - You're not going to send me blank for this! - No, it's just... 1133 01:27:30,782 --> 01:27:36,858 - No, look... we go from there to the bedroom... - Exactly! 1134 01:27:37,422 --> 01:27:40,062 But how does he do it? to know?! 1135 01:27:42,062 --> 01:27:44,451 Now let's think... 1136 01:27:46,342 --> 01:27:49,539 - No, without glasses I'm ashamed. - Shut up! 1137 01:27:54,742 --> 01:27:57,018 I want to do an experiment! 1138 01:27:58,422 --> 01:28:01,221 Look, there are chickens that are waiting for me...! 1139 01:28:01,302 --> 01:28:03,942 I have to go in the chicken coop... 1140 01:28:06,062 --> 01:28:08,372 No… think to your sister... 1141 01:28:14,942 --> 01:28:17,855 No, it's violence! ...ninth! 1142 01:28:25,622 --> 01:28:27,533 Where are you going? 1143 01:28:27,622 --> 01:28:28,612 On the bed? 1144 01:28:28,702 --> 01:28:31,581 Oh yeah...on the bed... 1145 01:28:32,662 --> 01:28:34,812 Holy shit... 1146 01:28:35,062 --> 01:28:37,451 Be easy, Rosa... 1147 01:28:37,542 --> 01:28:39,215 Pink?! 1148 01:28:39,302 --> 01:28:41,862 You're serious, witch!!! 1149 01:28:50,862 --> 01:28:52,455 Pink... 1150 01:29:05,942 --> 01:29:07,455 More... 1151 01:29:07,542 --> 01:29:09,613 ...that Viola... 1152 01:29:45,262 --> 01:29:46,980 How beautiful! 1153 01:29:51,462 --> 01:29:53,294 Listen Rosa... 1154 01:29:55,382 --> 01:29:57,453 What's up Renato? 1155 01:30:00,542 --> 01:30:02,897 It was something... 1156 01:30:05,782 --> 01:30:09,935 ...crazy, really! - Yes, it was beautiful! 1157 01:30:10,022 --> 01:30:12,377 Kidnap me Renato! 1158 01:30:12,462 --> 01:30:16,217 Take me somewhere nice where no one knows us! 1159 01:30:16,302 --> 01:30:19,420 - Are you there? - I'm in! 1160 01:30:20,662 --> 01:30:25,338 Right now I feel that I could also take you to Udine! 1161 01:30:32,542 --> 01:30:35,216 I feel great with you! 1162 01:30:36,822 --> 01:30:39,416 What an idiot that I was! 1163 01:30:39,502 --> 01:30:43,097 I thought it could be done love only if you are in love! 1164 01:30:43,182 --> 01:30:48,211 If you get along, if you have the same ideas, the same tastes... 1165 01:30:48,302 --> 01:30:53,695 - Like me with Viola... - What does Viola have to do with it? 1166 01:30:54,862 --> 01:30:57,695 - Then think about it again! - Well yes! 1167 01:30:59,502 --> 01:31:02,779 I don't think I will succeed never forget it! 1168 01:31:02,862 --> 01:31:08,221 Among us there was like one kind of communion! 1169 01:31:10,382 --> 01:31:14,740 If only it had been less distracted, less nervous... 1170 01:31:14,822 --> 01:31:18,702 The few times we managed to go to bed together... 1171 01:31:18,782 --> 01:31:23,458 it felt like he was in his room advice to the magistrate! - Ah! 1172 01:31:23,542 --> 01:31:26,978 He also wore a toga to make love! Really! 1173 01:31:27,062 --> 01:31:28,814 In my opinion... 1174 01:31:28,902 --> 01:31:32,020 ...he wasn't entirely wrong! 1175 01:31:32,782 --> 01:31:38,016 It's you who was... too respectful! 1176 01:31:38,102 --> 01:31:40,013 Yes... 1177 01:31:45,822 --> 01:31:48,177 Maybe I was... 1178 01:31:50,142 --> 01:31:52,133 Yet I... 1179 01:31:54,702 --> 01:31:57,899 I always am in love with Viola... 1180 01:31:58,582 --> 01:32:02,860 But now I won't have any more the courage to tell him! 1181 01:32:20,582 --> 01:32:22,175 -<> - Ready! 1182 01:32:22,262 --> 01:32:23,935 The prosecutor? "It's me" 1183 01:32:24,022 --> 01:32:26,013 I am the magistrate of Belignano <> 1184 01:32:26,102 --> 01:32:30,494 I'm sorry to bother you but I have one urgent communication to him. 1185 01:32:30,582 --> 01:32:32,300 I would like to inform you... 1186 01:32:32,382 --> 01:32:36,171 that I will resign. «Has she gone crazy?!>> 1187 01:32:36,222 --> 01:32:38,452 No, no: I'm getting married! 1188 01:32:38,542 --> 01:32:40,772 And as for accusations... 1189 01:32:40,862 --> 01:32:45,060 in reference to the articles... «What does he say?>> - Viola! 1190 01:32:45,142 --> 01:32:48,214 ...of the penal code... - Viola... 1191 01:32:48,302 --> 01:32:52,375 ...for having committed acts that they offend the sense of decency... 1192 01:32:52,462 --> 01:32:55,295 that offend the commonwealth sense of modesty... 1193 01:32:55,382 --> 01:33:00,980 yes, yes...they really offend the common sense of decency...ah... 1194 01:33:01,062 --> 01:33:05,056 my new condition... he will allow me to offend him... 1195 01:33:05,142 --> 01:33:09,773 without prejudice... <> 1196 01:33:09,862 --> 01:33:13,457 <<...to a crisis of discouragement! He can't give up his career!>> 1197 01:33:13,542 --> 01:33:15,499 Miss Viola? 1198 01:33:15,582 --> 01:33:17,414 Are you feeling sick?